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Light is electrons emitted by atoms for various reasons at various velocities which is visible to a subset of human beings. Infra-red and ultra-violet are radiations that are slower and faster than visible light.
Albert Eistein based his Theory of Relativity upon the axiomatic belief that the speed of light was constant, a simple error in armchair physics.
by Doctor Spoock August 13, 2009

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Magnetism is a phenomenon described by Sir William Gilbert, court physician to Queen Elizabeth I, which is nothing more than simple electrical polarization of an object and/or the electric field shape around a molecule.
The magnetism of the earth is most likely artificially caused by the transmission of electrons into the air from the Northern Hemisphere, near or at Great Britain.
by Doctor Spoock August 13, 2009

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