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Malkobitch

Romanian webmaster female, with a very large... heart. Grows hungry when contacted or sleepy when spoken to on an instant messenger. Also known as vadmina, WebMaster of Puppets.

Some label her a slut or a bitch, but we know she's really just resourceful.
Doesn't like to sleep with a stuffed animal, instead she likes to get stuffed by one. No eggs for her, just a pair of balls... All in all she thinks herself to be curva...ceously lean.
Don't be such a Malkobitch (when referring to a webmaster that works with fixedwidth)

My status is Malkobitch (when you are signed in to a messenger but pretend to be offline)
by bago bago December 5, 2004
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mallomosh

A 2 or more person game that involves throwing marshmallows at each other while sitting in a dark room. Usually results in laughter, never pain.
"That mallomosh game was sick!"
"I just bought a bag of marshmallows and there is only one thing to do... play mallomosh."
by mel1124 June 27, 2009
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malomalo

#español, #latinoamérica, #caribe, #cuba

Lo que se dice (generalmente) sobre un hecho que no es aprobado o genera consecuencias desfavorables.

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Said (generally) about a fact you dont approve or think would bring favorable outcomes.
Miguel: ...entonces, el loco tenía un pie en el bote y el otro en tierra, piernas abiertas, el agua sucia, y el bote empezó a separarse de la orilla, no podía saltar a tierra, ni al bote!

Laura: jajaja, malomalo

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Mike: ...so, this guys had one leg in the ground and the other in the boat, wide open, over this not-so-clean pond when the tide set the boat adrift..

Laura: hahaha, malomalo
by reis4g May 9, 2019
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Malkoth

A races messiah, or savior.

In certian legends a warrior of unwavering will, who would act as an immortal martyr.
"The Malkoth has come!"
by Graham Aberem October 25, 2006
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Malkov

The most awesome last name in the world. Very popular Russian name and it is usually assosiated with intelligence, beauty, and friendship.
You would be lucky to ever meet a Malkov in your life!
by Awesomesauceeee October 5, 2009
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maskometer

Maskometer have millions of subs on Youtube one day.
by Maskometer May 11, 2018
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malkovich

A verb used to describe when someone quickly and unexpectedly (and comically) delivers a single jab to someone's face, possibly as an interruption to their conversation; also used as a noun to identify such a jab.

Taken from the movie 'Burn After Reading' when John Malkovich suddenly punches Brad Pitt in the face in the car.
At lunch today, Grace was rambling so much about her boyfriend that I wanted to malkovich her to shut her up.

As the bouncer tried breaking up the melee, one of the guys turned around and gave him a quick malkovich before resuming beating the other guy's ass.
by Borgus August 16, 2009
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