Zombie Makeout

A person who can't makeout properly if their lives depended on it. Usually starts with an ugly girl you got with because your friends pressured you, then she starts making out with you like she's trying to lick icecream off the bottom of a bowl. Too much tongue, slow, and creepy.

Dude, i hate you. That girl pulled a zombie makeout on me. She stuck her tongue down my throat like she was trying to deep throat me!

by alexmawdsley December 27, 2009

Fakeout Makeout

Where A Guy And A Girl Start Making Out To Avoid Being Caught Plotting

Susan: "Oh Crap! Someone is coming"
Steve: quick Lets Fakeout Makeout.

by Justin Pichette September 14, 2005

Courtesy Makeout

When you go on a date with someone who seems to have spent a lot of money or time planning it and things don't go great but you "courtesy makeout" with them anyway.

"John spent $400 on front row tickets to Bruno Mars but was a total loser. Jane had to courtesy makeout with him anyway as a thank you."

by DezzyFox January 26, 2013

Emotional Makeout

Having a really deep conversation with someone you care about which typically results in making you closer to the person with whom you had it. But if it is had with the wrong person, you can feel dirty for days, like you've spent your hard earned $5 on some Taco Bell that you're bound to regret later.

Dude, I totally just had an emotional makeout with Stacy last weekend and I kinda wish I hadn't. Definitely could've lived without knowing the intricate details of her chakras

by Mtyger12 October 23, 2011

hate makeout

When two people are just about at each others throat with hatred, arguing, and they slowly get closer and closer (in a competitive way) till when their faces are close enough they realize they want to be able to just make out, so they do

They were so intensely arguing, it turned to a hate makeout

by So.ha.18 March 2, 2015

Missouri Makeout

The act of two Buttholes touching. Where person A has a butthole that touches person B’s butthole.

I can’t go to sleep unless dad gives me a Missouri Makeout.

by Dean the LifeGuard December 27, 2021

Mummy Makeout

When you and your partner have extremely dry skin or no saliva to make out. Similar to making out with sand paper.

We hooked up last night in the cabin, but it was pretty much a mummy makeout because the air was so dry.

by CookieMonster9 February 10, 2015