majorzilla

When your Major is acting like a bridezilla about his retirement.

Chris Foley was a Majorzilla about his retirement. See also pain in the ass

by Major headache June 15, 2017

Majornin

The feeling you feel after waking up in the morning.

Wake up in the mornin, feeling like a majornin, yeah uh....

by Mr J Zipline September 23, 2017

Slut Majority

The popular subservient majority, of the capitalist corporate machine.

They are also sluts.

Have you heard the new Lady Ga-Ga single?
Nah, I'm not into that Slut Majority shit.

by dweeman August 6, 2010

social majority

noun

all members of the common class within the social group.

all members of the social group who are not members of the economic and political elite and are members of the common class are also referred to as the social majority.

by Baron Neville July 20, 2017

smothering majora

Your significant other is snoring too hard or passes out early. You ride the face until he/she starts passing out. Once the convulsions start, then You step on their junk to revive them.

Todd snored so hard he deserved a smothering majora from his wife as retaliation for the gladiator helmet she received once.

by Roma Funky Party Crew February 17, 2018

Major Pwnage

"Major Pwnage" aka "Major Ownage"
usually can see in online gaming
Means: Beating the living shit out of the
opponent!"

It is used in past form.

John: "TREY, UR BROOTAL, THAT WAS A MAJOR PWNAGE U DID THERE!!!"
Trey: "Hell YeaH!!! CARNAGEEEE!!!!!"

by eNiqUe February 3, 2009

Major Spelling Mistake

Basically all of r/ihadastroke.
A major spelling mistake is different from a minor spelling mistake because a minor spelling mistake is commonly used to easily win an argument and doesn't matter; a major spelling mistake is fact, and when made, the recipient(s) of the letter blender have a choice on how to use this.

This is an example of a major spelling mistake between friends:
Person 1: Did you get your photos printed?
Person 2: Bogksmos bingvtesd?
Person 1: I uh...
Person 2: Sorry, I messed that up a lot. Anyways, yes, I did.
*Nice conversation*

This is an example of a major spelling mistake between enemies of any kind:
Person 1: Did you get your photos printed?
Person 2: Bogksmos bingvtesd?
Person 1: Major spelling mistake, I win + bankrupt + ratio + you're bad.
Person 2: D:
*Everything bad*

by Rubixed Cube March 23, 2022