Sex on a Mailbox

An alcoholic drink consisting of vodka and goon.

I could do with a bit of Sex on a Mailbox!

by Jessica-Ann March 3, 2008

Head in the mailbox

To be in a deep level of sadness, usually after receiving a bad letter/parcel.

"Yeah, Bill had his head in the mailbox yesterday, he heard that his mother died."

by UrbanUm December 12, 2013

Badger in the mailbox

A term for an unexpected or unpredictable problem or issue which causes harm, physically, mentally, etc.
Can be used if the problem is self created or not.

Referential to the idea of a mailman’s opening a mailbox unknowingly containing an angered badger

(Self Created Problem) *Joe trips and hurts his nose*
Steve: Man, you really put the badger in the mailbox
Joe: I guess so

(Not self created) *Crazy girl destroys Steve’s car*
Steve: Man I really missed the badger in the mailbox there

by Thex1Amigo September 26, 2018

snake in the mailbox

Darlton's codename for the third season finale of LOST. They likened this finale to when you get home and open your mailbox and you're like "WHOA!!" because there's a snake in it.

I can't wait to see the snake in the mailbox tomorrow night.

by Simon of the Desert June 10, 2007

Mailbox Mobbin'

The act of going around a neighborhood, usually in a vehicle of some kind, and using a variety of objects, primarily pumpkins, to fuck up some people's mailboxes.

Hey Kevin, guess what we did last night." "What Cameron?" "We went mailbox mobbin' and totally fucked some nigga's shit up. Cost $1500 in damages that they can't pay with all that child support!

by Camelspoon October 21, 2010

mailbox millionaire

a welfare recipient who behaves as if they are rich, spending cash the week after receiving their government check only to be broke for the three weeks remaining until their next payday.

During the first week of the month, Walmart is filled with mailbox millionaires.

by minasue October 11, 2013

Mailbox Head

Having a large and squarish head that resembles a mailbox. A lot of the times people with mailbox heads eat ass. occasionally they will have spiked or raised hair resembling the flag on a mailbox.

"Have you seen that dude grant? He got a Mailbox Head."

by DatManT January 15, 2017