Magikarping

When you take a dead fish and jerky off a hobo with it.

Greg: Dude what happened to you last night? We were party'n our asses off.
Steven: Sorry man. I went Magikarping with my grandma.

by Ashketchummmmmm February 18, 2017

armchair magician

A person who studies and discuses the arts of magic(k), treating themself as an authority on both the practical applications as well as the histories behind the techniques, with very little (usually none) actual experience in its use. This is a person who has probably read a great deal of literature written by members (or ex-members) of the Golden Dawn and/or a great deal of metaphysical theory (Chaos Magick being a common choice). Generally, these people come in one of two varieties, a: the overly accepting type, typified by the statement, "Well, it should work... in theory" and b: the overly pessemistic type, typified by the statement, "You can't do THAT!". Generally, the second type is deemed more annoying, being that they tend to have a highly negative reaction to any concept, theory, or technique that they have not already read about in a book that has been published for more than ten years. There are some, however, who find things the opposite, finding the rediculous ideas expounded by type a bordering on offensive. (a term generally used amongst Pagans, occultists, and other magic(k)-practicing people)

a: "Well, the theory is sound."
"Yes, but if every 'sound theory' actually worked, I'd have a twelve-inch cock and would fly to work every day"

b: "Well, Roger says that it won't work"
"Well, Roger is an armchair magician, and, if we listened to him, we'd all be doing lesser banishing rituals of the pentagram every time we wipe our asses."

by D351 January 30, 2007

magical

something hardcore amazing

His new haircut, simply magical.

by thenameisdita June 21, 2004

Magical Trevor

He's back, and he's got a new trick. He's ten times as slick as the last time you saw him, and now you can see why we really adore him. You might think his new trick is sick, sawing a pigeon in half with a stick.

Anyway, he's freakin' awesome and I think he's into S&M... I dunno what's up with that magic leather whip, hm....

"Everybody loves Magical Trevor!"

by Losti March 21, 2005

dirty magician

When having sex with a female in "doggy style position" pull out your penis and spit on her back. When she turns around you then simply shoot your load in her face.

Last night my boyfriend put something hot on my face and while laughing said I just gave you a "dirty magician".

by Pat Meholf July 28, 2008

Magical Lady Bits

A pussy so unbelievably fantastic that it defies all reason and logic. There are very few like it. A woman’s hotness plays no role in its power.

She had magical lady bits, which literally sucked the cum out of me in 10 seconds.

by JayStiel July 6, 2018

Magicians Red

A flaming birdo.

Avdol: Jotaro! I'm getting you out of this jail cell by using my stand, magicians red

by lol boomer October 26, 2020