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A indie game about blowing up your friends and flying 5 miles to the side of the screen.
You also can not swim.

Also known as the Magic Suicide Simulator.
A typical chapter in Magicka:

Yellow Wizard | Oh neat come look at these mines!
Black Wizard | What IS it this time?
Yellow Wizard | Nothing just come here.
Black Wizard | Oh fine, one sec almost done with this goblin.

Black Wizard | Ok coming...

Black Wizard | WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Black Wizard | Where am I? guys? guys? GUYS?
Magicka by juanmelk April 1, 2011
Words you can keep

deus ex magicka 

A term to define in fiction when there is an unexplained phenomenon that will most likely never be seen to.
Deus ex magicka, no shut it and listen!
deus ex magicka by tbclycan May 14, 2011

madoka magica 

Madoka Magica is an anime that decieves people in to believing in hope, justice and dreams, and crushes it, breaks then so badly that even a god cannot save it.
THE CAKE IS A LIE! JUST LIKE MADOKA MAGICA!

Magical Butter 

Magical Butter is what people call weed butter, cannabutter and pot butter. People use the butter to make cookies or brownies.

It is also the name of the machine that makes pot butter, weed butter, cannabutter, cannaoil, green dragon, and tincture.
I used Magical Butter in my pot brownies, and I still haven't landed. I only eat cookies if they are Magical Butter cookies?
Magical Butter by Pot Brownies March 30, 2013

Magick Metal 

A term described for a subsect of "Blackened Psychedelic Heavy Metal", the originator of the term is the DEATH FETISH YouTube channel, being used in reference to Assassination from Germany, Black Magick SS from Australia and Behrosth from Russia, Three bands that all take own their own interpretations of the Genre with similar structure.

Recurring patterns in the Sub-Genre are Black Metal Vocals, NWOBHM or Doom Metal guitar work, 70s and 80s Hard Rock influences. Though it isn't necessary to be described as "Magick Metal" Through this, it a general rule of thumb, as instrument choice is important to, such as the use of an Organ or Synth.

There is also both Occult Rock and Psychedelic Rock Artwork Influence too, such as The use of Psychedelic Patterns and Designs, in contrast to more Black & White designs seen in Black Metal.
Edelweiss and Atlantean Blood are not Magick Metal

magical realm 

Term for a game of D&D or another tabletop RPG where the DM is clearly inserting their own fetishes into the story. Can be used as a noun or a general descriptor.
GM: "You enter the wolven village. You realize as you enter that all of the wolfpeople are women, striding confidently in revealing leather apparel."
Player: "Alright, it's starting to get a little Magical Realm in here."
magical realm by Rioti July 21, 2018

The Magician 

The derogatory act of having doggy style intercourse with a lady (or lad), then when close to climax, spitting on her back in order to trick her into believing you relieved your semen on her, then, when the girl turns around, ejaculating on her face, snapping your fingers, and proclaiming: "Abracadabra Bitch!"
Example 1:
Guy: Oohh yeah I'm coming all over your back!
Bitch: *turning around* Hey that wasn't as much as usual! Argh!
Guy: *Sperming* Abracadabra Biatch!! *Snaps Finger*

Example 2:
Yo that slag said she didn't wanna swallow, so I pulled the magician on her ass.
The Magician by zeroe October 5, 2006
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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