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Douche Bag Mafia

A group of people that believe they are better than everyone else. Total pricks that live to piss on all us normal folk. Total cock smokers who live in a bubble and believe they are god.
Landlord that thinks you are responsible for fixing broken air conditioner in the home you are renting and then forces you to move out!

"Excuse me Mr. Renter would you please bend over while I shove my Mafia foot up your ass!"

"Let me see how can I fuck a perfectly normal person up today? Let me begin by shitting on someones coat!"

Take every Douche Bag Mafia bastard and shove your foot up there ass and wiggle your toes!
by Klingers Nose September 15, 2011
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mahyar

A persian hero. Mahyar is charming, a smooth operator, a people pleaser, a hopeless romantic and as indivdual as they come with a big sof heart. He loves all things beautiful especially women and BMWs. He is the life of parties when he wants to be if he's not too busy daydreaming. He exudes charm and warmth and you can't help but fall in love with him at first sight.
Mahyar - Kourosh's advisor and right hand man, a heroic General.
by zizizizizi February 12, 2010
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Related Words
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Makyah

Makyah’s are someone you can trust with any secret, she is beautiful and every guy has a crush on her. She is loved by everyone, she is really funny, and she won’t hesitate to kill you if you bitch about her friends. She is very smart, very talented (even secret talents),and she has feelings that are hard to show. Makyah’s are a lot more mature then you would think.
Did you see Makyah today? Damn that girl is hawt!

Everyone needs a Makyah.
by I.only.speak.the.truth_1 April 23, 2018
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Swedish House Mafia

A collaboration of the insanely talented Axwell, Steve Angello and Sebastian Ingrosso, and formerly Eric Prydz. Music not to be played quietly.
"One" by Swedish House Mafia just got re-released.
by LMRLANCS1 August 5, 2010
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blue hair mafia

Sharped dressed ladies over 50 that dye their hair. (unmistakable blue white color)
I was going to buy some new pants at the sale,but the sales table was surrounded by the blue hair mafia!
by vernon dutton January 20, 2004
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Mafia Rave

A Molly-laced mafiosi party to begin with and secondly a business with Ukrainian Igor Fruman on board, a good friend of Rudy Bananas and Dolt 45.
We hung out at Mafia Rave Terrace Club, a way cool beach resort in Odessa, Ukraine and had ourselves a super blast that weekend; the walls were totally plastered with celebrity shots of the Mobster in Chief and Rudy standing shoulder to shoulder with Igor and Lev!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 6, 2019
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mafia princess

A woman that is related to the 'Boss' of the mafia.
ex-Daughter, wife, grand-daughter.

Mainly Italian women of high class.
Profoundly found in large closely knit Italian families.
She's a mafia princess. Don't mess with her or her boy's will shoot you.
by Erika Boustenonti November 16, 2006
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