jacob mau

jacob mau a guy who likes big dicks about 20 inches,he say that he likes big dicks because he have a 1.2cm dick

Jacob mau 2002-2016 (i love big dicks and hard ones )

by jacob mau May 31, 2016

madison maus

the coolest person ever who is always down to party. this term can be used as someone who can play boys like a mf. aka a borderline alcoholic

madison maus is a playa

by mullet.magnet July 10, 2021

Yung Mau

The most amazing black Jewish rapper.
He's bad at video games and has ZERO rizz but we still call him the rizzler -mira.

Alex:Can you recommend a good black Jewish rapper?
Mira:Ya ofc my boy YUNG MAU on da beat.
Toofy:but he's not a jew?
Mira:BUT he is he has jewish bloodline.

by Toofster January 9, 2024

Mau

Mau is an amazing person and partner. They will always have your back and let’s be honest they are hot. Can’t forget about how much mad rizz they have

“Did you see Mau? They are so hot and have mad rizz”

by anonymous January 9, 2023

Maus Haus

The Maus Haus is the ultimate version of the Maus it was planned to be built 1945 if not the war had ended.
It was to be disguised as a haus and be able to destroy any tank and would change the war in the Germans favor.
If this wunderwaffe had been created history would be entirely different.

Hitler-Vie need zo make ze maus haus today or ve vill loose ze war
Porsche-No need fam I got it just wait until september 1945

by MausHausE100 November 13, 2018

Mau Mau

A Japanese card game where nothing makes sense to people and you get cards for talking.

Have you played Mau Mau?

Yeah, I've got no fucking clue how to play.

by Spectre4 June 7, 2018

Mau

Someone with a giant forehead. Also, might be gay.

Dude I was gonna invite John to the party but he's kind of a Mau. Definitely don't want a Mau at a party ngl.

by hugeblackballsackinmymouth April 26, 2022