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Masturbated

When a man or woman touches themselves on their 'parts' to create an amazing sensation similar to sex.

Masturbate to this ig.

One Saturday afternoon I was bored and very horny so I started preparing to masturbate. I pulled up lesbian sex on the hub on my laptop and started undressing in my bedroom. After a few minutes I took off my undergarments and threw them to the side of the room. I began masturbating, I played and mauled with my pussy until I was nearly dripping wet. I grabbed a bin of sex toys from under my bed, I start with a vibrator, rubbing it against my clitoris. I then went back to fingering myself, sticking one, then two fingers up my pussy, hitting my g-spot and moaning loudly.

I almost hit my orgasm when I hear a knock on my door and moan, "Come in!" I see my best friend standing in the doorway, an eager look in her eyes. "Get your ass in here and get something inside of me!" I yell. She rips off her shirt and small shorts revealing her bra-less and in sexy lingerie bottoms. She goes down to my crotch that is getting wetter by the second. Using her tongue, she licks my clit and rubs around it, then she starts pumping her fingers in and out of me.

"Now it's my turn." She smirks. I grab a dildo from the bin pumping it in her dripping pink pussy. She's moaning and screaming and grabbing my tits. We go at it for hours, we cum, we moan, we use sex toys, and we enjoy every second of it.
"I masturbated for HOURS last night!"
by Horney_b!tch May 28, 2021
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I find this video difficult to masturbate to.

When a person, most typically on youtube, feels the need to state that they are trying extremely hard to recieve sexual pleasure from the video they post this comment on. It is likely that the video is strange or awkward thus making the comment all the more entertaining for the reader.
I find this video difficult to masturbate to.
by xlollerskatesx May 16, 2011
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Maskurbation

Wearing the low-priced malfunctional mask everywhere, fearing of virus or other disease attack.
This guy is totally under maskurbation for the whole week, while he didn't ever wash his hands after peeing!
by Nione11 April 4, 2020
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masturbant

A gel or liquid used for lubrication in the aid of masturbation.
Becky sold me some Avon shaving cream that worked as a great masturbant.

Sue was watching Tom masturbate and offered some shaving cream to be used as a masturbant.
by Tommy Bear May 4, 2004
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Masturbate

To jerk off, to jack off, to whack off, to beat off, to crank on out, to thrash, to choke the (Chinese) chicken, to pinch the one-eyed snake, to slap the salami, to spank the dolphin, to flog the dolphin, to pull the pork, to polish one's gun, to shine the silver, to beat the bishop, to smack little johnny behind his German helmet and purple bulbous ear, to do the five knuckle shuffle, to make love with oneself, to beat around the bush, to flick the sausage, to punch the purple ninja, to juice the snake, to peel the banana, to milk the cow, to squeeze the purple-headed yogurt-slinger, to slap the monkey, to tame the dragon, to play pocket pool, to go bowling by oneself, to hit a homerun in the homefield, and yet, to strike out, to whittle the woodblock, to shimmy up and down the pole of love, to initiate the Saturn V, to turn on the sprinklers, to turn on one's love hose, to punch the clown in the nose, to tweek the deek, to hit the dick, to tallywhack, to soil the Kleenex, to smother the hanky, and I'm sure I'm forgetting a few.
Most guys should know what I'm talking about.
by Master Chesco April 19, 2004
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masturbate (female)

Nobody was home so Janie took her electric toothbrush into her room and put the head of the brush on her clit and turned it on. The bed shook that night like never before, and she screamed in pleasure until she could orgasm no more. She loved to masturbate (female)!!!!
by pantiless July 31, 2007
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What normal, rational girls don't want to hear.
After band class, some random kid told me "When I masturbate I think of you."
by Jinx (Name already Used) December 27, 2010
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