Maasum

Kind of girl that comes into your life when
you least expect it. When she does though
it will change you forever. It's almost as if
God put her into your life when you needed
her the most. She's everything you once
were, everything you could've been, and
everything you can become. She's very
smart, funny, and sweet. Before a Maasum
can get close to you she'll have to know
you pretty well. Being around her has a sort
of therapeutic effect. If you ever meet one,
NEVER leave her.ever.

Hypothetical John Doe: I can't stop
thinking about this Maasum. I've never
met anyone as unforgettable as her.

by Kriti mehra April 10, 2022

Maasochist

1. An insufferable white Wattpad girl who thinks reading bad YA smut makes her both quirky *and* well read at the same time.

2. A Pickme dudebro who thinks jacking off to bad YA smut makes him a feminist.

Booktok girl: Heyyy are you a fellow Maasochist? I looooove all of the hot fairy fucking, which boy is your favorite?

Normal woman: Christsakes just let me read my Leguin in peace.

Booktok girl: OMG gatekeeper much??

by technicallynotarson September 18, 2023

maashitoh

Maashitoh is a girl who is sweet, funny and extremely smart. People with this unique name often go through success and are the greatest you'll ever meet. The type of girl you'll want to make your wife and spend eternity with. Her strange laugh is what will draw your attention... and of course her beauty. Shes always standing out and eager to make new friends, gets along with everyone, and will certainly have you falling on your knees. Shes super forgiving but always has her options open. Shes not easy to get over, so cherish every moment with her.

I couldn't stop thinking about Maashitoh last night.
I'm still not over her.

by kittypurr3000 November 23, 2023

Maaskant

Maaskant is a dumb last name for one specific person. They suck at Minecraft and love to draw.

Person 1“That guy is such a bad gamer”
Person 2 “I bet he’s a Maaskant”

by NotaMaaskant December 4, 2023

maaskant

A last name that only a loser artist would have especially someone who loves to game with friends and does really impressive art. They probably also are emo and like music or smthing really silly like that.

P1 “is that a maaskant?”
P2 “must be, looks super emo and likes art and music”

by NotaMaaskant February 29, 2024

Maashg Kurdish University

An idiom, used to describe a university with lack of basis to teach the students a subject. In addition, "Maashg Kurdish University" is used as a derogatory term for a person who lacks basic knowledge of topic, subject and so on.

Andrew: "Server made in Maashg Kurdish University".
Otto: "bro studied English at Maashg Kurdish university @sarge".

by theone202020 April 11, 2025