LUEChat

A chat for AIM. Everyone there loves me. And I love all of them (well, only the guys).

Everyone: Shut the fuck up, White. You're a stupid faggot angsty nigger. Just die already.
White Base55: You guys are so silly!

by White Base55 November 19, 2004

Luecide

When people don't want their account on GameFAQS, instead of closing it, they decide to go out in a flash of glory by breaking every rule in the TOS. (such as linking to the Trinity, censor bypasses, etc.) Those who decide to go out in this manner get KOSed, basically they can never use that IP to get an account again. LUE is thought of as anything and everything offensive, so people started using the term LUEcide. Any post containing the LUEcide will automatically be marked.

LUEcide = teh instaban!

by Shadow1798 February 21, 2004

cock lube

The opposite of a cock block; the ultimate wingman trying to hook it up for your boys.

Kp: Thanks Scotty for the cock lube at the party last night.

Scotty: no problem. It's not hard when you're that attractive.

by Footballplayer77 September 24, 2013

Hell lube

When your dick burst into fire while in the liver in jasossss pancreas

Sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxy pronoun hell lube

by SmokyCORNBREADsharkfartcondon November 4, 2018

Lube

A stimulating juice for making love that looks & feels like the juice a man excretes while making love.

Not to be confused with moisturiser/lotion, which also looks & feels like the juice a man excretes but is often used for making love with one's own self.

Dick: Alllllll riiiiiiiiiiight, time to put some lube and get down with some groove!
Pound: Just get the lotion, you're talking to yourself, so leave the commotion.

by nomanito December 30, 2016

Natural Lube

"Cowper's gland secretion" called "pre-cum" might ooze out of the end of your dick. It's whitish, slippery, and perhaps a little bubbly due to all of the action going on from your hand. Some guys can actually get enough of this fluid flowing to use it for lubrication.

John doesn't need to use vaseline or lotion to jack off because he has "natural lube"

by OliverS May 5, 2005

Assfucked without lube or a kiss

In a bad situation or position impossible to get out of, which is the direct result of someone else's actions, usually intentional.

Synonyms: see royally screwed, fucked, up shit creek, shafted, buggered

1st Person: So he didn't tell you the exam was today?

2nd Person: Yeah; I've been assfucked without lube or a kiss.

1st Person: Wanker.

by Balphezar October 23, 2006