The Drunk Lottery

Finding money you forgot you had in your pants pockets sometime after wearing them out on a drinking binge.

Grace thought she was broke but she found thirty eight dollars in her pants pockets from the other night at the bar. She was a little too stoked. Like she won the drunk lottery.

by Frank De'Checko June 19, 2010

gay lottery

When a gay man enters into a relationship with a man that wears the same size shirts, pants, and shoes, thereby doubling the size of both men's wardrobe.

"Dave totally hit the gay lottery dating Brad because now he has twice as many clothes to wear!"

by J.R.N November 28, 2007

Baby Lottery

Putting a funnel in a girl's vagina while you and your friends all masturbate into the funnel, then 9 months later you all go in for DNA tests to see who the father of the child is.

The entire baskeball team participated in a baby lottery on a sexy cheerleader. Nine months later, Billy was the winner.

by Dick McMoose December 3, 2005

red lottery

The winner of the red lottery is a guy that brings home a chick for hot coffee, who's having her period.

"So, did you get any action last night?"
"No,I won the red lottery"
"ROFL that's disgusting!"

by ondeKjetil November 26, 2006

negative lottery

The exact opposite of the regular lottery. When you win the negative lottery you pay out or lose instead of winning money.

I just won the negative lottery. My boss just told me I'm getting a 10% pay cut.

by Mr.Krabs July 7, 2010

Mudchute Lottery

A polite, kid friendly, office-appropriate alternative to saying you've just been "fucked or screwed in the ass" by someone or as the result of an unfortunate event.

I heard you were late and the boss chewed you out. Pam took credit for my proposal too. Man, you just can't win can you? Actually, it's my lucky day. I keep winning the mudchute lottery!

by JKTheTrendsetter December 3, 2010

Asian lottery

N. Refers to "winning" the dating game by marrying an Asian woman who becomes even more attractive after gaining a few pounds.

She got married last year and can't fit in her wedding dress any more, but it looks like the weight went straight to her chest. She must have gone from a B-cup to a double-D.

Yeah, her husband won the Asian lottery.

by Sparxva July 29, 2011