Waiter: Yea the guy at table 34 was being a cunt so I gave him a longhorn cannoli.
Host: Man you're fucked.
Host: Man you're fucked.
by longhornhostnigga November 02, 2020
the way people try to sensor what they're saying but they know damn well they be doin it too
-symptoms of longhorn language are
-being a hypocrite
-being retarded
-being mentally retarded
-being PHYSICALLY retarded
-being a jock
-being a nerd
-#8 there is no #8
-being single
-writing lists... imma stop now
-symptoms of longhorn language are
-being a hypocrite
-being retarded
-being mentally retarded
-being PHYSICALLY retarded
-being a jock
-being a nerd
-#8 there is no #8
-being single
-writing lists... imma stop now
by thememeist February 17, 2016
Where a broken horn from a longhorn bull is torn through the latex the male/female is wearing and injected inside the male/female's rectum, then continues to sit on the horn to push it as far as possible. (If female, inject vaginal region also to mimic a longhorns head)
Hey man, me and Sally did a 'latex longhorn' last night
Man stands up silently
Walks away
Hears puking noises outside for 30 minutes
Man stands up silently
Walks away
Hears puking noises outside for 30 minutes
by Mr. Fansworth January 12, 2014
Adderall for working and coke for partying, conveniently combined into a single line package. Most commonly found on bathroom counters at frat parties at the University of Texas.
If you run into a dude tweaking like a west campus homeless guy at a Longhorn post-game, he probably hit some longhorn lines in the bathroom 20 minutes ago.
by ~ 𓆏 ~ November 12, 2021
Luke Longhorn is mostly made fun of for his last name and supposedly one of the most perfect people ever. He is athletic in many ways but when it comes to education wise you'll start to wonder why he is even in your grade
by Jalini 2014 April 01, 2016
When you’re making a sexy time and you yell “stampede” and 5 or more of your buddies jump out of the closet naked
by Z3RO_LAS May 10, 2021
1. A plan to completely scrap a project after making significant progress and start over from scratch. Some parts of the original plan may be salvageable but most well have to be completely reworked for the new longhorn plan.
2. A reference to the scrapping of Windows Longhorn after three and a half years of development.
2. A reference to the scrapping of Windows Longhorn after three and a half years of development.
Guy 1: Hey you know that project you've been working on since you started with the company?
Guy 2: Uhhh, Yeah...
Guy 1: None of it's working and the business requirements have changed.
Guy2: I'll get started on the Longhorn Plan
Guy 2: Uhhh, Yeah...
Guy 1: None of it's working and the business requirements have changed.
Guy2: I'll get started on the Longhorn Plan
by ztpruit January 26, 2010