It's not a lobster

When you have something and you think it is a lobster, but then you realize that it in fact not a lobster.

Hey Blake what is this? Well it's not a lobster.

by ImNotALobster June 7, 2017

Yard Lobster

a middle class wife with an attitude who tans in the yard too much.

that Yard Lobster would be a hot M.I.L.F. if she wasn't always tanning herself to the color of blood and acting like such a snooty bitch.

by Smithmada February 22, 2008

Lips & Lobster Day

Celebrated on March 15th, Lips & Lobster Day is a holiday for woman, celebrated the day after the Steak & Blowjob Day- a day for woman to recover after the Steak & Blowjob. This Day is designed for men t celebrate the woman in their life by eating at the Y. That's right by giving cunnilingus. Go down on your woman & then give her a lobster dinner. Not necessarily in that order. Do dinner first - whatever.

Concept is quite simple: no cards, no flowers or jewelry. Give your woman what she really wants bestow on them a lobster dinner then eat out her pussy.
Enjoy

This holiday is celebrated annually by the Greek gods & started by the goddess Aphrodite. The goddess of sex & procreation. She was not born but grew from Ouranos the Skys castrated genitals when they were cast into the sea.
Aphrodite was know to initiate this holiday with every god on March 15- usually she was hand feed lobster while getting serviced on Lips & Lobster Day

by LizzyD March 14, 2013

fart lobster

One who likes to back up against others when they have wet farts and or Diarrhea.

While in the elevator that Fart Lobster back against me and broke wet wind.

by Crham December 26, 2015

Fuck Lobster

When you are drunk and text your ex but your phone auto corrects "loser" with "lobster.

What you mean to write :"You are such a fucken loser!"
What your phone auto-corrects it to : "You are such a fuck lobster!"

by Fuck Lobster July 22, 2016

Booster Looster

The opposite of Looster Booster. The channel has the same name but switched around. Run by Johnny Saiden aka DaMightyBoss. He’s most famous for posting the video “Cue Aidens Hairline”, which was sadly taken down. Sub to Booster Looster

Joe: Hey have you watched the video cue Aidens hairline?
Mama: No. Who made it?
Joe: This channel called Booster Looster. You should sub to him.
Mama: Aight

by Cardboard_Eggs November 5, 2019

Loster

A loster is a person that is lost, and a loser.

Zizzo is a loser and he does very dumb things and has no idea what he's doing in his lost world so therefore Zizzo's friends tell him, "you are officially a loster!"

by JeezyEff April 20, 2010