Leatherback

A sunkissed cougar - usually from Florida or Arizona - with the orange, leathery skin that comes from decades of sipping margaritas in the sun while your husband is either working or cheating on you. Whether divorced or unhappily married, the rarely elusive Leatherback has an insatiable thirst for the exact same type of young man that left her sexually satisfied and emotionally bankrupt during her college years. Usually a good time, and always totally depraved, taking down a Leatherback is a great window into the world of neglected, alcoholic Gold-Diggers whose looks are teetering on the brink of completely running out.

Chad: "You see that pack of Leatherbacks over by the bar, bro?"

Brad: "Oh Shit dude - I'm pretty sure that's Stifler's Mom and her friends!"

Chad: "Well I guess we have no other choice then, do we?"

Brad: "Even if we did, I'm sure those ladies are twice as easy - and likely twice as fun - as any group of young chicks here.

Hell, they'll probably even buy OUR drinks!"

Chad: "Leatherbacking it is, sir - This is why I am proud to call you my friend"

*Both Chad and Brad chug their beers and walk over to the thirsty pack of Leatherbacks who've been eyeing them all night*

by Gutters by the Dozen (1) January 20, 2020

Scandinavian Leatherstrap

The Scandinavian Leatherstrap involves a numerous amount of action and motion and food. When with a partner, you take your dick and begin to rub huckleberry jam all over it. Your partner will then smear peanut butter around their anal area. After this step, both people will then proceed to shove a bottle of soy sauce up their ass. After you can no longer see the soy sauce, the man takes his dick and inserts it into his peanut butter butt partner. Following this action, both people will push the soy sauce out of their rectum and set the bottles on the table. Now, for the leatherstrap part. You take a small strand of leather, and tie the upper part of youre testes with it. You then tell your partner to dump both bottles of soy sauce to relieve the redness. after 30 minutes of the strap, you take the strand off, and wa la, Youve got yourself a Scandinavian Leatherstrap.

Oh my gosh Jesse Neale!!!!! you really gave your boy friend a Scandinavian Leatherstrap!!!!! Does your mother know about this?

by samuel white March 27, 2009

Kingdom of Loathing

The Kingdom of Loathing is a text-based MMORPG. The game is based on comical parodies of modern sayings, stylings, culture, and other things. For instance, the game has items like "pr0n chow mein" and "Phonics Down", drinks like "white canadian", and familiars (A type of pet creature) like the "cocoabo". The game uses a currency, the currency being "meat". Several different activities can be played, such as adventuring, mixing cocktails, combining items, meatsmithing, and such.

The game is based around 3 main stats, Muscle, Mysticality, and Moxie. In comparison to game attributes, these three stats are relative to combat, magic, and stealth. Each stat has two classes of each. The "Seal Clubber" and "Turtle Tamer" are the Muscle classes, the "Sauceror" and "Pastamancer" are the Mysticality classes, and the "Disco Bandit" and "Accordian Thief" are the Moxie classes.

Adventures are essentially the limit to the amount of quests you can perform per day. Adventures are gained daily, through eating of foods, and drinking of booze. In addition to the limit of adventures per day, one can reach a limit to food eaten (Virtually "full") and a limit to drinking booze (Where you are "falling-down drunk".

The Kingdom of Loathing is a long time running game, at *about* one and a half years (as of February). The creator is Jick. Jick is one of two administrators for the game, the other being Mr. Skullhead.

The game also has an extensive network of forums and chat rooms. The chat rooms include channels newbie, normal, trade, games, lounge, and villa. All of the channels have moderators. Moderators include Inari, Lacey, Werebear, Vida Londres, Bragi, Elven_Princess, Idiania, Bete Noire, Vultar, Fruity Vuish, Mystical, Arbitrage, Bellytor, Trog Dor, BioHazardMan, TheGreatYak, and NovusOrdoSeclorum.

An Adventurer is You!

by jonac13 February 10, 2005

Leatherization

The process in which human skin turns permanently dark and wrinkled, usually to excessive exposure to UV rays.

Although she had only been tanning for thirteen years, the signs of leatherization were already showing on her chest.

by motelsix66 June 28, 2010

LEATHER DONUT

Sadly, another name for your ass hole.

by Joshiro007 February 22, 2003

Leatherhead

Leatherhead is a town in the surrey hills which is filled with posh pompous people who all go to one of the many private schools in and around that area. Even Queen Elizabeth the first stayed in the pompous town. The town is so posh, it has absorbed neighboring settlements such as Ashtead, Bookham and Fetcham. All of which have caught Leatherheads posh disease.

"I live in Leatherhead you know", Posh Lady no.3

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by BHSPERSONPOSHINGTON5 December 17, 2012

Draco In Leather Pants

When a fandom makes a totally villanous character in a tv show/book/movie and makes him/her a lovable person. Comes from the character Draco Malfoy, a Harry Potter character, who's very evil, yet loved by most of the fandom

Go to tvtropes.org and search "draco in leather pants"

by Trickster2000 June 30, 2010