LMS

Short for Land Mine System a Militeary Weapon used for killing enemy hostiles who pass by them Also a Killstreak reward In MW3

I just planted a LMS in the Enemys Location

by paulcarrillo226 PvTails January 2, 2012

LM

lm (留名 lau4 meng2) is the abbreviation of a romanised pronunciation of Hong Kong internet slang. Its direct translation is to leave (one's) name. Widely used in the comment sections of LIHKG (a multi-category forum website based in Hong Kong) to follow up/mark on a post of interest.

*Post*

*Comment*
麵神：lm

by spectre_1223 March 15, 2022

LMS

*laugh my shit* a play off of *LLS- laugh like shit*

Damn dude that girl was so ugly LMS

by mywhey September 23, 2009

LMS

Lick My Swingers.
A particularly negative rebuke in response to a request for assistance, an opinion or any social act. In inviting someone to perform this unpleasant act an indication of the actual level of contempt being felt can be achieved.

Person 1: "Can you listen to the poem I wrote about my journey through life"
Person 2: "No, but you can LMS"

by Snake82 July 31, 2009

LMS

internet slang for "Losing My Shit" as in "I'm so bored I'm losing my mind"- usually said between two friends via gchat during class or work.

friend 1 - LMS
friend 2 - me too

by jayvb44 March 14, 2013

LMS

Acronym for Lick My Sack

Glen told the bitch that stole his trash can to "LMS".

by CommEssary July 14, 2003

lms

Short for Loose Meat Sammich, like Mothra Crotch...When a girls pussy is the size of a cannon ball.

Man i went to go fuck this girl last night but she was such an lms i couldn't even touch the walls

by l337b4770u54i November 26, 2004