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lindsay lohan phase 

A time period during which someone in their teens and/or twenties (often female) starts dressing rebelliously and/or trashy, partying frequently, engaging in serious alcoholism and other hardcore substance abuse (cocaine, ecstasy pills, etc.), and racking up several misdemeanor (and sometimes even felony) charges for their behavior. The name "Lindsay Lohan phase" is a reference to former teen star Lindsay Lohan, who not only went through this phase for nearly 6 years in the late 2000s and early 2010s, but is arguably the most infamous person to go through such a phase. Though Lindsay Lohan is filthy rich and has nothing to worry about now that her days of being off-the-rails are over, non-celebrities that go through this phase aren't so lucky. The ones that don't die from their reckless behavior are often unable to get a good job once they've grown up due to their criminal record, even if it's been several years since they turned their life around. The answer to this problem is to remember that as much as your social life means to you, you have to make your future your number-one priority and say "no" to peer pressure.
Person 1: why has Lexi been so pissed off lately?
Person 2: She's in her late 20s and still can't get a stable, good-paying job because she went through a Lindsay Lohan phase in her early 20s.
Person 1: Damn, that must suck!
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the lindsay lohan 

The act of having a guy shoot his load up one nostril and exiting it out the other.

A dirty useless talent that gets old fast.
"The Lindsay Lohan reminds me of my dad. I took it four times in a period from about the age of 20 to 23 and I got caught twice.”

lindsay lohan

Proof that Paris Hilton's talentless whoreishness is contagious.
Lindsay Lohan should serve as a warning to others: Hang out with Paris Hilton and you'll become a talentless anorexic whore just like her.
lindsay lohan by agentsteve August 21, 2007

lindsay lohan

Freakin ugly-ass bitch with a big-ass forehead and unibrow.
Lindsay Lohan is an ugly-ass bitch with a bigass forehead and unibrow
lindsay lohan by Pic Child April 28, 2008

Lindsay Lohan

An annoying, hot-headed bitch who fights with her friends and Jessica/Ahslee Simpson almost every fucking time I read the papers.
Just because Jessica didn't say "Thank you" to you after serving her drinks, Lindsay Lohan, there's no need to get violent. Amen.
Lindsay Lohan by Jamie Has It August 5, 2006

lindsay lohan

A young starlett who used to be cute but who is now a pathetic drugged out tramp who i heard does drugs with her mom
Lindsay Lohan always looks drugged out and probably smealls like she was in the coatroom with a bunch of guys
lindsay lohan by juiice February 10, 2007