my hands are lightning

You act quickly and decisively when an important choice is made.

My hands are lightning on my guns!

by I, Wreckerrr October 16, 2020

Ligma Johnson

A way of saying lick my penis - Ligma (lick my) Johnson (Johnson aka penis)

I am Rahul Ligma, this is Daniel Johnson. CNBC: "Story of Ligma Johnson. "

by Rahul Ligma October 29, 2022

punch your lights out

Beat you badly referring to a fight in which you get punched a lot more than you punch them.

Jake: You're a clown mate
Mike: That's it, I'm going to punch your lights out!

by Quim Reaper September 13, 2013

Ligma male

The superior kind of male, better than all sigma and alpha males combined, the true giga chad

Chad: I'm a ligma male
Virgin: What?
Chad: Ligma balls

by Le memz September 24, 2021

Alec Lightwood

Alec Lightwood is a Shadowhunter in Cassandra Clare's series The Mortal Instruments.
His best friend is Jace Herondale/Morgenstern/Lightwood (his last name depends on the book... XP) who for most of the series Alec claimed to be in love with but in the third book FINALLY admitted he loved Magnus Bane.
He and Magnus are now in a relationship cause they are both the coolest book characters EVER!!!
He is also very protective of his younger sister Isabelle.

Alec Lightwood came out by kissing Magnus in front of the entire Clave and hundreds of Downworlders. Talk about love!

by PyroBandNinja December 7, 2011

Lightskirt

A 19th century term for a prostitute or a woman of questionable virtue. The implication is that the woman's skirt weighs very little and that it can easily be lifted up to engage in sexual intercourse.

Person A: Don't you bring your lightskirt here! This is a respectable house!
Person B: I beg your pardon! My fiancee is a proper young lady.

by MissRomney December 4, 2010

See light

The upgraded version of "touch grass" used for those whom touching grass is too hard of a task. This essentially means that they are even more down bad than those who actually can go outside and touch grass, so instead they simply need to open the door and SEE natural light.

Me: "What did you done over the weekend?"
Friend: "Nothing much bro, I just played video games and watched Youtube videos all day."
Me: "Dang dude... you need to touch grass..."
Friend: "No, that's too hard for me. I rather just stay inside and play more. I'm almost at Platinum level."
Me: "Bro you need to SEE light. Just open your door at least."

by punchiron November 24, 2022