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John Lennon

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John Lennon singing in the Heavenly choir.
by Peter Crammer January 1, 2007
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Cynthia Lennon

John Lennon's first wife who he met at collage. She was always loyal to him, until a goblin named Yoko Ono started stalking him and finally got to him. After the divorce, Paul McCartney wrote a song to her son, Julian, called "Hey Jude"
"Who was John Lennon's wife before Yoko?"
"Why Cynthia Lennon of course!"
by yomps June 13, 2009
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Lennon-McCartney

The two names on a song that Guaranteed Greatness!.The Surnames of John Lennon and Paul McCartney All their songs Fucking Rocked! and if they didn't then they would get Ringo to sing it or give it to some other artist to sing it,usually resulting in a no 1 hit for them.
Lennon-McCartney = Unparalelled.
To be fair though George Harrison wrote some Awsome Tunes Too.

POOR RINGO!
by The UrbanDick July 6, 2006
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LegNog

Poorly digested Saturday night cuisine, prematurely let loose down one's short pantaloons. Distinguishing feature: sticky and glutinous; in the form of thin stalactites. Inevitably accompanied by total loss of self control and self respect.
Excerpt from "Come Hell And Thigh Water"
The Poop Report
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"To say that Ruth was surprised to see me again would be incorrect. Instead, it would be more accurate to say she was positively mortified to see me again, seeing as how just fifteen seconds ago I didn't have thin stalactites of legnog dripping from my shorts."
by purple_bozo January 12, 2009
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Lennon Maher

An absolute dumbass who usually fucks girls with the name temperance
Can you hear temperance moaning that’s definitely Lennon Maher fucking her
by Yeetthatfaheet December 8, 2018
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Lennon

Lennon is literally just lemon, probably one of the most dumb people you will meet, but its okay because at least they have poor humor
Lennon is cool, but dumb
by larsnt_ July 9, 2022
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lennon

Damn, that trucks rims are lennon!

Where did you learn those lennon dance moves!
by Justin "stix" June 29, 2006
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