Lavender

The most beautiful, talented, epic, awesome, and irresistible female on the face of the earth. Lavender is a name only worthy of those who have undying beauty, and unbelievable talent. So beautiful, in fact, men often have to fight over her totaly epic qualities.

"Lavender is so pretty... even prettier than that Olivia chick!"

"Hey, there goes Lavender, she's hella bomb to the core!"

by Kevin N. Hernandez August 27, 2013

laced weed

weed that is wrapped in a different drug the gets you high as shiiit. and you trip the fuck out!

"dude i am trippin bawlz!"
"you must have laced weed."

by Weedeeweed May 9, 2009

Touch of the Lavender

Used to imply that a man may be a homosexual.

Badly dressed man describing very well dressed and groomed man:

"Oh that one has a touch of the lavender about him".

by aussieoy December 20, 2008

lavda lassun

Keith: Garlic DICK!
actual: "this and that", "all this"

I have to do this, that, lavda lassun...

by Anupam December 14, 2003

lavda

A penis (Bombay slang)

i wannna suck ur lavda

by salil July 17, 2003

Lavell

Lavell Is One Of The Most Handsomest, Loving, Supportive Man You Will EVER Meet. He Has A Tremendous MONSTER Cock So Be Aware !!! ⚠️⚠️⚠️ But Yess If You Get Yuuu A "Lavell" Keep Him Bitchhh ! 😛😛😛

Ooo Bitch There Go Lavell! Imma Have His Babiess

by LavellsGirl. October 22, 2019

Lavender Town Syndrome

When Pokemon Red and Green were released,there were some things that kids would do after hearing the Lavender Town Theme.What happened were these: Obstructive sleep apnea, severe migraines, otorrhagia, tinnitus.
General irritability, insomnia, addiction to videogame, nosebleeds. Developed into violent streaks against others and eventually himself.
Cluster headaches, irritability. Eventually took mixed painkillers.
Migraines, sluggish and slow behaviour, unresponsiveness. Developed into deafness, and went missing. Bodies discovered beside roads April 20 1996.
And a peak of deaths(Suicides)by kids ranging in ages 7-18

Children have died while hearing the Lavender Town Syndrome

by kokovo12 November 25, 2010