laudamercy

Definition most loosely used by either religous Jamacans and or African Americans in agreeance.

Moeesha: Yo Fanteesha... dees jeans make me look fat???
Fanteesha: ah girl you know de make yo ass look fat as hell!!
old Jamacan/African American grandmother standing nearby ease dropping : LAUDAMERCY!!!!!!!!

by zlaecmhonds September 26, 2007

LaDarrius

Handsome individual, Very attractive! Females are drawn to him... Possess mad sex appeal! Lovable, dreamy eyes!

Is that LaDarrius? Yep that's his fine ass !

by Christmas Carol January 16, 2017

LADam

A LAD called Adam who is unstoppable when it comes to getting bitches and drinking beer. Many girls and boys refer Adam to LADam since they noticed if you put an L in front of Adam it becomes = LADam.

"omg he just had sex with the sexiest girl, well in LADam!"

"Obviously he's gonna pull tonight it's LADam"

by LADam April 11, 2013

Lada

The most beautiful,intelligent,amazing girl in the world.
Your really lucky if you know a lada.

That girl is such a lada

by Chrisyboo January 18, 2011

Standing Lapdance

A technique used by the morbidly obese at the titty-bar. The fatty stands against the bar during a 'lap-dance' in order to get his junk rubbed against by the stripper. A normal sitting lap-dance causes said fatty's gut to protrude over their penis and block any possible groin stimulation, ending in frustration and a waste of money. This technique has been witnessed anywhere there are fat guys and strippers in the same room.

"When I finish these hot-wings I am going to slide up to the bar and get me a standing lapdance." Said Big John at the Red Carpet Lounge.

by Pinkgoopglop October 12, 2012

landatarian

someone who only eats food from the land, no seafood.

i am a landatarian.

by ilikeblueberrymuffins May 16, 2015

Lada engine is starting

Enter this into google translate and click voice translation button to hear it being spoken:
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vroomvroomvroomvroomvroomvroomvroomvroom

The sound of Lada engine is starting. Also:
Your reaction when Lada engine doesn't start, also enter this into google translate and click voice translation button:
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

by 32121 December 21, 2017