Landcruiser Ecologist

Generally, +/- a middle-aged male driving +/- Hilux, able to create detailed species lists while travelling at +/- 40kmph at a distance of +/- 10-100m; or can clearly “see it on the imagery.”

“Who the hell did this field work?”
“I don’t know. Must have been some Landcruiser Ecologist.”

by TheWitches April 11, 2024

Lanyarista

Person employed by local government who has a large salary and does not give a single shit of about how well they do their job or not. Always wears at least one lanyard signifying their power over the public.

Did you hear the Lanyarista who screwed up Bristol Council's Housing department got a £64k pay off to go away quietly?

by Danack July 19, 2025

sold my LandCruiser

"Got a vasectomy"

"Sad but good day, just sold my LandCruiser"

by GottaGetThatTeslaMoney June 20, 2022