ludicrous

(adj.)(adv.) Extremely Ridiculous, absurd, or irrational. characteristic of insanity or complete nonsense.

The movie Spaceballs is Ludicrous.

Sandurz: Yes, sir. Prepare ship for light speed.

Dark Helmet: No, no, no, light speed is too slow.

Sandurz: Light speed, too slow?

Dark Helmet: Yes, we're gonna have to go right to... ludicrous speed.

*gasp*

Sandurz: Ludicrous speed?!? Sir, we've never gone that fast before. I don't know if this ship can take it.

Helmet: What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz, chicken?

Sandurz: *into intercom* Prepare ship... prepare ship for ludicrous speed. Fasten all seat belts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the 3-ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo....

Dark Helmet: *taking the intercom* Gimme that you petty excuse for an officer.

*Sandurz sits down and buckles up frantically*

Dark Helmet: *into intercom* Now hear this, ludicrous speed....

Sandurz: Sir, hadn't you better buckle up.

Dark Helmet: Aah, buckle this... *shouts into intercom* Ludicrous speed, Go!

*Spaceball-One takes off past Light Speed and Ridiculous Speed and goes to Ludicrous Speed*

by Cunjo November 15, 2004

Ludicrosity

Ridiculousness. Ludicratiosness. Full on dumb.

The world ain't flat - that's sheer utter ludicrosity.

by T-Bird M'T May 22, 2005

Ludicolo

Durning sex, the male would put festive music in the background while holding an accordion and the female playing a guitar.Durning mid-climax, right about when the male is about to ejacuate, a mariachi band will pop out to play some mexican to celebrate the ejacuation of the male to the female.

Person 1:Dude have you tried Ludicolo style yet on yo girl?

Person 2:Dude I did, but right about I was going to ejaucate a mariachi band pop out and start playing mexican music all of a sudden.

Person 1:Dude have you done it right, with the accordion and a guitar?

Person 2:Sure but without festive music.

Person1 & 2:DAMN!!!!!

by Master's master February 12, 2014

ludic

An abbreviation for the word ludacris. Also used as a substitute for the word ludiculous.

Those shoes are ludic.

Your ass is soo big, it's ludic.

by Dan Bush August 31, 2006

luita

luita - Sindarin verb meaning to flood, inundate, overwhelm. Also means to enchant or as a noun, enchanter. Sindarin is the elvish language in the fantasy works of J.R.R. Tolkien, famously spoken in Lord of The Rings.

Sindarin: "I 'lîr en êl luita 'úren"
Translation: The song of the star enchants my heart.

by Arthur Koestler June 22, 2010

neo-luddite

One who secretly despises technology, yet is forced to make use of it for social reasons or due due to circumstances beyond their control

1. Juan was labelled a neo-luddite as he would use his multi-function mobile telephone only to look cool around his friends. His friends also knew that he dreamed of a world in which smoke signals were still the main method of communication.

by theblacksmith September 26, 2005

Ludington

Ludington is a small tourist town in Western Michigan consisting of plenty of sex offenders, alcoholics, rich people, and poor people. In the Winter, residents usually have nothing better to do but go to a bar downtown and drink. The teenagers of Ludington usually go to parties and drink, smoke pot, and have sex. In the Summer, there are many "Fudgies" (Michigan Tourists). People go the Ludington's nice beaches during the day and party at night. Ludington is also well-known for it's wide variety of MIP's, DUI's, and Sexual Offenders. It's not as bad as Baldwin though.

"Lets go to Ludington and visit it's beautiful state park and take the SS Badger Car Ferry to Wisconsin!"

by Ludington Resident May 12, 2007