Lumboc

A Lumboc is a slug that just crawls around and doesn't really do anything and dissolves if you pour some salt on it .

-How lazy are you?
-I'm lazy as a Lumboc.

by AndreewPFG March 22, 2020

Lumberloon

A skill-less strategy used by 9-year-olds with half a brain cell in the game Clash Royale (by $upercell).

Step 1: Place lumberjack
Step 2: Place balloon
Step 3: Freeze
Step 4: Win

Fucking hell, this lumberloon player can go burn in fucking hell! why is his balloon maxed out?!?!?!

by Meme TD December 14, 2021

LumberWIKI

Lumber is the gayest person you will ever meet. Although he does like some girls. He is greedy but he could give you the best gift ever. Sometimes he can feel misunderstood by friends, family, teachers. But he doesn't get that in the way when helping others. Lumber is the best at FPS, TPS games he kicks ass; Although sometimes his so good at video games he could be toxic.

"Hey, LumberWIKI could I get some coffee?" "No, I'm watching Pornhub but I could give you a tour of the video."

by LumberWIKI November 23, 2018

Lumboc

A Lumboc is a staff on InvadedLands, who is defined by a manager on the server who is a slug who cannot function.

zelkam: hey lumboc
lumboc: *afk noises*

by Je parle francais et anglais. March 22, 2020

Lumberjack Slap

Another term for cock slap, in which one takes ones penis and slaps the fce of someone who displeases them in some way with thier penis. By saying "lumberjack slap" one can insinuate a cock slap without using the harsher description.

Don't make me lumberjack slap you!

by Bogo May 12, 2004

lumber party

a gathering of males, typically straight, who gather and sleep in one place, usually due to excessive drinking during a "guys night", (variation on slumber party)

Man, we got wasted at Toby Kieth's I Love This Bar (and grill) and just had a lumber party at Dan's afterward since no one was in shape to drive.

by etitan July 30, 2010

Lumbago

Back cancer

You have lumbago

by Lebzian for life July 23, 2019