Lobby Warrior

One Who sits in a Halo 3 Lobby doing nothing.

Man, quig was in the lobby for 6 hours last night, that kid is such a lobby warrior.

by Quiggyyy April 15, 2010

lobbyism

Government of the lobbyists, by the lobbyists, and for the lobbyists. Also known as the United States of America.

In the U.S. lobbyism flourishes at the expense of middle class Americans.

Lobbyism is different from capitalism because it is based on greed and bribery; while capitalism implies business conducted on a “level playing field.”

Lobbyism is our government gone corrupt.

Lobbyism brought the U.S. a financial meltdown, a huge recession and the worst environmental disaster in the nation’s history.

We wanted health insurance reform, but lobbyism won; now we have a mandate to buy over-priced health insurance from profiteers.

by euphemismo July 1, 2010

Armageddon Lobby

A religiously motivated, politically charged, semi-covert group working to actively instigate and accelerate the manifestation of doomsday and the righteous destruction of civilization.

You mean there are actually people that just can't wait for the world to end? For the complete destruction of civilization? For the return of mankind to a condition of ignorance, fear and barbarism?
Yup, that's the Armageddon Lobby.

by YAWA July 26, 2019

lobby log

When traveling with your wife and staying in a hotel, the man is not allowed to shit in the hotel room bathroom. This international law applies even if she is not in the room at the time the man does his bidness.

Marrie: Herbie, I came back from my spa appointment and was fouled by what I thought to be a crowd clearer. I did some deuce diligence to learn that you capped in our hotel room toilet.

Herbie: Sorry babe. I went to drop off my lobby log downstairs, but they were cleaning the lobby bathrooms. Couldn't hold after 3 cups of coffee.

by the comand'r May 28, 2023

Hotel lobbyist

A guest who spends more time in the lobby than their room. Usually talking to reception staff about uninteresting facts that no body asked about.

Guest: .... and you got to roll your fingers in a downwards motion. Don't tug at it, alot of people think its a tugging motion because it looks that way, but its not...
Receptionist1: oh .... I see?

half an hour later, the guest has just left the lobby. Receptionist is catching up on paper work with a colleague.

Receptionist2: So what was the hotel lobbyist going on about?
Receptionist1:I think he was teaching me how to milk a cow or something?

by Shaniak June 7, 2010

taco lobby

In literal sense, a group of pedestrians consisting of ten or more walk into a Bookstore (such as a Barnes n Noble) with a minimum of two tacos each sitting Indian style in one general area of said store and eating tacos. If asked to leave/kicked out, the group must obtain more tacos and head to another bookstore

"Would you like to join my taco lobby?"
"who's up for a good ol' taco lobby?"

by AMT fire November 22, 2014

lung lolly

A cigarette. Heard occasionally in Australia and New Zealand.

Wanna go out for a lung lolly?

by One Republic November 16, 2015