Sarcastic Likeage

The action commonly used on Facebook when someone "likes" a status that is not intended to be liked.

The following would appear on someones' wall as a status on the social networking site, Facebook:

Person 1: Just got home, I had a terrible day.
Person 2: *likes status*
Person 3: (Internal) Haha, thats some sarcastic likeage there.

by Great_nate7 February 6, 2010

Linager

When a man masturbates, and another person grabs his arm and makes him do the motion. It's sort of like a cross between masturbation and a handjob. He is still holding on, but the other person is still moving your arm.

She gave him a linager last night

by Your Dad9351 October 29, 2011

IP Liveagent

1. Spends Friday and Saturday nights hanging out in IRC channels. In 9/10 cases has never had sex and in most cases has never made physical contact with a girl. People usually call them for advise about modems etc

Damn I cant remember if this modem string works I better call the IP Liveagent

by llamaface November 1, 2005

Linkage

(noun) Caribbean/West Indian/Bahamian farewell term derived from the colloquial verb, "link" which means to speak to again, or to see again, to meet one more time. Often used as a one-word sentence, abbreviated to mean, "We will do linkage" i.e. we will speak again, we will see each other again. Originally, speakers would say "We ga link!" translated - We're going to link. Instead, now they simply say "Linkage"

Joe -"It's been real man. I'll talk to you tomorrow"

Tim - "Alright man. Linkage!"

by itsmeyobahamian April 16, 2009

Lineagist

Prejudice and discrimination against people based on their family lineage.

You shouldn't hate on a person or people just because they are of a certain family bloodline. Especially no matter how bad they've been. You know what that makes you? Lineagist, that's what.

by CreationNation54 August 15, 2020

Immediate Likeage

Immediate Likeage (n): When a friend posts a status update, photo, relationship status, etc, and you like it within an embarrassingly short amount of time, marking yourself permanently as some sort of Facebook stalker.

Facebook Newsfeed:

Gina Ferguson and Nicholas Sullivan are in a relationship.

(47 seconds later) Mallory Peterson likes this.

Gina: Good lord. Cool it with the immediate likeage.

Mallory: Sorry, my Facebook stalking threshold is high today.

by malexb714 September 20, 2011

linkage

When two mates have knowingly or unknowingly slept with the same person they are said to have linkage.

A guy sleeps with a girl. His mate sleeps with the same girl on a later occasion. The two guys now have linkage.

by The Link Man August 20, 2008