Full of a bunch of obnoxious people, a lot of rich people live here who think they are privileged just because they have more money, a lot of people are turning gay because you cant trust anyone out of your sex. All the 14 year olds are going out and having sex because we have nothing better to do. Mainly all the popular girls have a thigh gap bigger than the Grand Canyon and get mad when they dont get the new iPhone 7. Full of rednecks also and a bunch of Trump supporters. The only good thing about Keystone is when you get to leave.
We dont even have to go to Arizona to see the Grand Canyon, we can just look at her thighs! - people of Keystone Heights
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Named after the keystone miners of Pennsylvania who would go deep in the coal mines and shit in buckets. The smell would linger long after the mines would be closed.
Named after the keystone miners of Pennsylvania who would go deep in the coal mines and shit in buckets. The smell would linger long after the mines would be closed.
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He is a funny smart guy who doesn't care about what people think of him. Sometimes he can be a troublemaker and he has an exceptionally dirty mind but is super nice if you get on his good side. He is really popular and his smile can brighten up any room. He is a good friend and cares about people if they care about him, and makes so many girls like him.
Boy: DUDE! Did you see what kyson did in language today? He totally smacktalked the teacher!!
Guy: No way dude! Thats so damn cool!
Guy: No way dude! Thats so damn cool!
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"Keystone can! Where's a Keystone can when you need one?"
"Keystone can! Where's a Keystone can when you need one?"
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Taken from both the silent comedy movies of the same name and that Pennsylvania is the Keystone State, using the keystone as one of its symbols (which is found as the dash separator on their license plates as well).
Taken from both the silent comedy movies of the same name and that Pennsylvania is the Keystone State, using the keystone as one of its symbols (which is found as the dash separator on their license plates as well).
"Slow down - there's a Keystone Kop sitting up on that bridge!"
"PA has a nice state law - only the Keystone Kops can use radar. Local police can't."
"PA has a nice state law - only the Keystone Kops can use radar. Local police can't."
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