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kwanza

1: the basic unit of money in Angola

2: a festival featuring African-American culture; celebrated between Christmas
1. Give me 2 kwanza's

2. Kwanaza is a holiday
by AC December 25, 2003
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charlie brown kwanzaa

that other definition thats there is just the pussy version. Its so much more fuckin hilarous that that guy says. Its charlie brown characters talking south bronx language to each other. Its a movie that all language should be referred to and written on here. If you watched it you would laugh your ass off. Just search for :charlie brown kwanzaa: on google or yahoo or whatever search site floats your fucking boat .. dont argue with me about which mothafuckin search site to use
dude did you ever watch charlie brown kwanzaa ? its the funniest fuckin video on the internet ive ever seen in my whole life.
by MYNAMEIST December 12, 2008
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Konzi

Noun

Slang for the name of an exceptionally cool guy, particuarly with a likeness to Ché Guevara or sporting a fetching bandana.
Hey Konzi, your really cool!
by HairyHarry March 18, 2004
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Tae kwon do

Tae- to kick or destroy with the foot
Kwon- to punch with the fist
Do- art or way of the

In 1945 when Korea was liberated many seperate marital arts schools formed. General Choi Hong Hi (considered the father of Tae Kwon Do) started his own teaching a combination of Taekyon and Karate (Thus explaining TKD's similiarity to Karate). Many other schools taught this style but called it various names until 1955 when Choi Hong Hi submitted the name Tae Kwon Do. Tae Kwon Do encompasses many different styles of martial arts and is the most popular Korean martial art and even their national sport.

BTW, I'm a 3rd degree black belt and a Tae Kwon Do instructor, so while my knowledge of the history may be a little off, I know enough to say that anyone who says Tae Kwon Do is worthless is obviously a retarded douche bag. Also, I'm 17 and make $6.50 and hour, so I'm clearly not teaching TKD to "leech all your money away"
Tae Kwon Do pwns j00
by TKD December 28, 2005
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tae kwon bro

Ancient martial art used by bros to put inferior non-bros in their respective place at the bottom of the food chain. Founded by our forefathers and used to kick redcoat ass in the Revolutionary War.
This guy was totally being a cockblock so I used my extensive knowledge of tae kwon bro to kick his ass.
by Allie Beege May 9, 2011
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KwanZa

A artificially created holiday for blacks so they could feel good about themselves and not have to celebrate Christmas like the white man.
Fo' Kwanza, Tyrone gots some gold teef and a foty ounce beer.
by Mighty Whitey August 29, 2003
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Kwanzhannukamus

The politically correct way to say hello to someone during the holiday season if you are not sure which holiday they celebrate.
Dude 1:
HEY! I DONT KNOW WHAT HOLIDAY YOU CELEBRATE!!!! SO HAPPY KWANZHANNUKAMUS!

Dude 2:
HAPPY KWANZHANNUKAMUS TO YOU TOO!!!
by LittleMissSunshine09 January 2, 2012
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