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kristiankrake

just some guy i guess. sometimes streams and disappoints people on twitch. thinks italians are real and claims to be one. bad at games and can't solve the semantle for the life of him. whizzski wannabe, steals his viewers. also dumb (thinks whales are white).
do you know twitch's most scuffed streamer? his name is kristiankrake.
by bluevalentine April 19, 2022
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Kristian

Kind , Loving , can be a little annoying. Will go out of their way to embarrass themself for others. Loud , violent and Agressive but can be really funny and entertaining.
Kristian is a great person to be around.
by Oml 101 May 18, 2019
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Kristina

Kristina meaning a very deep and intuitive person. There is more to her than meets the eye. She is a bit impatient but always extremely reliable.

She has a great ass. She is very eclectic when it comes to the music she listens too. She loves attention and is not ashamed to admit it. She is spoiled and likes to be waited on.
Hey look at that girl she has got a great ass. Well thats a Kristina.
by cherokeeboy February 1, 2010
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Kristina

Kristina is a wonderful smart girl with long brown hair and beautiful big brown eyes that when you look at them they will make you do anything. Also she has a big butt that looks great on her and is the perfect size. She also will love reading and sports. And she also will have a crazy personality but in a good way. She will brighten up your day whenever you are down. Kristina will also fix your problems.
Jack- Dude I was just talking to this girl and she was like perfect, she loved sports and was smart and she had these awesome brown eyes that I would do anything for her if she asked me with those eyes.
Sean- I can guess her name from that description...
Jack- What is it?
Sean- Kristina, her name is Kristina
by Soph_Sings July 6, 2011
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KRiSTiNA

Onee sexxy son of a bitchh , party animal , beautiful , loving , fuckablllleee
i hooked up with a KRiSTiNA last night(:
by italianobeotchx3 January 17, 2010
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Kristina Stone

a famous hooker who is really good at 69ing
whoa i want to go fuck kristina stone
by chahliebitme March 23, 2009
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Kristian

The most understated name in history, normally owned by only the most epically awesome, amazing, sexy, cultured, blunt, witty and intelligent people.
Kristians start off life with a huge amount of patience but are usually worn down into grumpy gits over time simply by one stupid question, see example.
Unfortunately the name Kristian (for the males) has had a reputation beat down in recent times, see google images with safe search off, and Eastenders and Hollyoaks characters.
Ever defiant, Kristians will no doubt embark on a Krusade to claim back the manliness of the title bestowed upon them as they never take shit off anyone, which can be detrimental to their life in many cases.
Kristians are a very misunderstood group due to their immense bluntness mostly by pussies who can't take being told about life in black and white, they are simple but intelligent beings and are believed to be the descendants of higher beings from a time long forgotten.
Not so smart, smart arse: ''are you a Christian, Kristian?''
Kristian (age below 20): ''no''

Not so smart, smart arse: ''are you a Christian, Kristian?''
Kristian (age above 20): ''no I'm a fukin Mooooslim!'' useually folllowed by ''that ruined your crap joke didn't it''
by Mornin'! September 16, 2010
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