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Korean Whore Cream Pie Surprise 

Korean Whore Cream Pie Surprise
I was getting ready to fuck this Korean whore. She wanted me to wear a condom. I said no. She said you promise to pull out. I said yes I will withdraw. I was enjoying fucking her and shot my cum into her tight sweet pussy making a Korean Whore Cream Pie Surprise.

Korean Drama 

VERY addictive soap operas...
which is taking over surrounding asian countries...

one of them created korean-boom in japan
that drew obssesive japanese women to korea

once you watch Korean Drama, you will never be able to get out of it
Korean Drama by korean_girl December 17, 2006

Korean Drama Addict 

1. Watching Korean Dramas many episodes a day
2. marathons with friends
3. expecting your love life to be like in dramas (perfect)
4. dreaming about Korean boys
5. wondering what will happen next in the next episode
6. being excited and can't wait for the next episode of your current drama
7. searching up "Korean dramas like..." (ex. heartstrings, bof)
8. knowing what bof means
9. singing the ost of your favorite drama to sleep
10. announcing your addiction when in reality no one cares
11. saying "one more episode..." when you actually mean 5 more
12. looking up the cast from the drama you just finished and watching their other dramas
13. wanting a Goo Jun Pyo
14. being mad at Jan di (bof) for picking Jun Pyo and not Ji Hoo or happy that she picks Jun Pyo
15. Being a total Park Shin Hye fan and being jealous because of all the hot leads she got to work with
16. If all of these are you, you definitely have a kdrama addiction and what's the cure for kdrama fever? THERE IS NO CURE :)
Non Kdrama watcher: Ew, why are you watching that curly hair guy kiss that ugly dora haircut girl from boys over flowers
Kdrama Addict: R U KIDDING ME LEE MIN HO IS HOT OKAY
Non Kdrama Watcher: What's a Kdrama Addict?
Kdrama Addict: Korean drama Addict means that you spend too much time each day watching addictable dramas that will stay in your head for the rest of the day. Oh, also dreaming about Korean boys.
Non Kdrama Watcher: No Korean guys are cute bitch is u blind
Kdrama Addict: *shows non kdrama watcher a the first ep of exo next door with eng subs*
Non Kdrama Watchers:... I think I'll watch Kdramas now
Kdrama Addict: Mission Accomplished!
(The Next Week)
Kdrama Addict: How many dramas have you watched and which ones?
Kdrama non addict now addict: I have finished 5, BOF, Lie To Me, Heirs, Pinnocchio, and School 2015 but I have to wait for the next ep of school 2015 ughhhhh
Kdrama Addict: I taught u well

Korean pushup

1. noun. English. A Korean push-up has occurred when a man is laying on a bed or trampoline on his back, and a female performs fellatio in a "push-up" position hovering over him. Now that's not all! The female uses her muscular fortitude to push up and down on the surface area around the male, bouncing him up and down in her mouth. This bouncing motion is what gives the traditional fellatiatic look and feel to this move.

This act has a difficulty rating of 8.2, and should not be attempted by anyone suffering from weak arms, tennis elbow, arthritis of the wrist, or a bad back. Attempts made by an inexperienced participant, may lead to serious throat and/or neck injuries, not to mention what may happen to the guy...
1. I got seasick last night from all the Korean pushups my girl was giving me last night.

2. Wow, your girlfriend is getting some broad shoulders. You should have her stop all of the Korean pushups.

3. I have a great way for me to participate in your weight-loss....Korean pushups!

4. Whoever said working out is no fun had no idea what a Korean pushup was all about.

Korean Bathtub 

When someone ejaculates into a persons asshole then gives them a rim job.
I needed to wash my face after the Korean Bathtub I gave to that girl.
Korean Bathtub by JZUMBAS August 31, 2014