Sly Knobber

Someone who's a little bit handy with the ladies. Especially someone who might have more than one lady on the go at once. Is a bit sly with his knob.

Kalabsra: Is Tal up to his dusty tricks again?
Rob: Yeah, he's a bit of a sly knobber.

by way_with_words April 7, 2010

Knobbard

Knobbard was in fact invented by my sister, and it is a cross between a retard and a knob, and is highly useful as an insult

*Someone trips over* "God, you are such a knobbard

by Marie Astill May 13, 2005

Knobb-Off

Male Masterbation

I had a good knobb-off today!

by Soke No-Last-Name June 21, 2010

knobbo

Pl. knobbi
A word used to describe a person in a derogatory manner comparing them them to a penis. Originally evolving from the noun, knob.

Rory: It’s only an hour away
Jack: GMT is two hours you knobbo

by RNicky12 May 22, 2018

Knobbly Knee Fetish

A direct attraction towards a person with knobbly knees.

This attraction can be further enhanced by a persons ‘slender’ or ‘chicken legs’, generally achieved by ‘skipping leg day’

Wife with knobbly knee fetish - “Wow, your knobbly knees look lovely. I will have to order three drinks to cool me down”

Husband - “thanks luv, I always skip leg day to make them even better for you”

by SloppyJoeBumsGoats September 3, 2019

carrot knobbing

Messing around for no apparent reason.

I was trying to do some work, then my friend burst into my room and we were carrot knobbing all night.

by DannyBoiStreams September 13, 2018

hamhobbles in a knobbywocket

The phrase 'hamhobbles in a knobbywocket' is British, and it's mainly said in an INCREDIBLY high-pitched crappy British accent. It's usually said like the phrase 'don't get your panties in a bunch', except British-ized. It could mean anything.

a) Argh, i'm in a scuzz, cheerio mate!
Righto, don't get your hamhobbles in a knobbywocket.

b)Hey, what's up?
DON'T GET YOUR HAMHOBBLES IN A KNOBBYWOCKET.

c) I'm pregnant.
Well, hamhobble my fucking knobbywockets!

by Alissa January 1, 2005