pinch and knead

pinch and knead, is when a guy uses his fingers to scratch his testicles without the use of nails.

"man my balls itch, well then jus pinch and knead my friend"

by HahaCloud September 11, 2013

kneeastiffin

A rare disorder that causes rashes when your in the driver's seat of a car. Usually your leg from the knee down must be amputated, after this is done you are never quite the same, You now have a prosthetic leg and it may cause you to swat random Iranian childen off there bicycles and stain there purple shirts.

guy#1:"that boy was quite mad at me the other day"
guy#2:"why?"
guy#1:"because i swatted him off his bike, i just couldnt help it!! i had kneeastiffin!"

by kristinadizzle May 20, 2006

kesa

N- Midget from finland; sex panther; lamp; spicey pickle.

"I found the perfect kesa at the second hand shop today, it goes great with the decor at my new place!"

by mohamati February 4, 2010

Kneading the dough

When a woman fists herself to the point of orgasm.

I heard Kurtis watched Hannah kneading the dough!

by Dat Asian Ass October 16, 2012

Kneafsey

a hobbit like creature which lives exclusively on pies. (Bored with the Rings)

Hide fuckin' pies Gandolf otherwise that little twat Kneafsey 'll be round

by Sportbilly August 31, 2004

knead the dough

double fist anal penetration

sophie loves to knead the dough while her husband is in work, this is usually done by the gardener.

by Chris Shelidz April 12, 2010

Kesaf

A Floridian's way of saying what.

Man 1: Can I interest you in free sex?
Man 2: Kesaf?

by Black Beans November 25, 2007