Sportbilly's definitions

Kneafsey

a hobbit like creature which lives exclusively on pies. (Bored with the Rings)

Hide fuckin' pies Gandolf otherwise that little twat Kneafsey 'll be round

by Sportbilly August 31, 2004

palmann

pda like hardware containing extensive details on self abuse

where's my palmann gone ? Baywatch is on in five minutes

by Sportbilly September 11, 2004

satchwell

Shakespearean reference for local deviants who prey on scabby slappers. Derived from the expression "Is your thatch well" (nob rot from skanks being quite common in ancient times).

taken from a "Tale of Two Titties" ..

"lovely jugs my dear, 's atch well ?"

by Sportbilly September 16, 2004