Kitchen Troll

1.) One who frequents the kitchen often, perusing the pantry, refrigerator and cupboards in search of snacks all hours of the night and day. Can often be found standing in front of an opened refrigerator on in the pantry at 2AM looking for their next snack. Often times, Kitchen Trolls will leave empty boxes or wrappers as remnants of their midnight feedings.

"Man, there's no food in the house because that brother of mine is a real Kitchen Troll"

by DeliciousCupcake November 17, 2009

kitchen sink

Find your kitchen sink. Until you find a purpose on this earth, give yourself a purpose. Stop feeling like you need to be a teenage prodigy. Pretend you’re confident until you are. It’s hard work to do this when you’re so used to cringing at the reflection in your mirror, but do it. Work at it. I assure you, your mentality will change. A year ago Id be saying that this drawing is really shitty compared to what other people can do. Today I’m saying, I’m a damn good artist and I’m going to keep practicing and keep getting better. It’s possible to find happiness, I assure you. To my fellow skeleton clique, and anyone else that may need it, stay alive |-/

I'm a kitchen sink,You don't know what that means
Because a kitchen sink to you Is not a kitchen sink to me, OK friend?

by A Kitchen Sink |-/ July 5, 2016

KITCHEN CLOWN

Someone who makes food in a kitchen and does not clean it up.

1. She made this big mess making dinner and just left it for someone else to clean, what a KITCHEN CLOWN!!!!
2. Stop clowning the kitchen!!!!
3. mom: Make sure you clean up everything after you finish eating, no more KITCHEN CLOWNING !!!!
daughter: sure mom
mom: the kitchen is a mess!!!! where is she?

younger brother: she left to meet her friends
mom: have to talk to that KITCHEN CLOWN when she gets back!!!!!!!

by hammertext69 August 22, 2014

kitchen hot

When a female's hotness increases from the sight of her cooking.

1. I wasn't sure if I wanted to pork Amy but then she made me a casserole and instantly became kitchen hot!

2. *during a debate on who you'd rather bang*
Yeah sure Rihanna is hot. But Martha Stewart is kitchen hot.

3. I wouldn't say she's hot but definitely kitchen hot

by namingshit December 16, 2018

kitchen nightmares

A show lead by a batshit crazy chef, where people microwave salads and grill lettuce. So lett-uce see how long it will take you to cry or threaten Sir Ramsay.

Dude, I was balling my eyes out so hard yesterday. Gordon Ramsay called me a Pillock for having old potatoes on his show Kitchen Nightmares

by Shindogle Goggles October 10, 2016

kitchen door

1. someone who is bisexual
2. someone whose sexual preferance can go either way and does not favor men or women

I met this girl at a bar the other night and I saw her checking out other chicks. She's probably a kitchen door.

by toast455 July 2, 2005

Kitchen-Rave

Basically, when you dance like an idiot in your kitchen, generally while cooking. May result in accidents, minor burns, and fire.

Sarah: What is that noise? It sounds like... music...
Delphine: Oh, that'll be the neighbours.
Sarah: *quizzical look*
Delphine: They're having a kitchen-rave.
Sarah: Is that why I can also hear a fire alarm?

by Barclay Crayfish September 1, 2010