kirked

The act of having Sexual relations with a women, while unbeknownst to you and beknownst to her(because she doesn't tell you but she had to have known), she is currently menstruating. While hooking up with said female, you somehow come into contact with her "special area" and signs of contact can be seen by everyone.

-Hey did you run into a prickly bush?
-Oh man I got kirked!

-Hey whats that on your hand? Are you pulling a kirk?!

-Am I bleeding? Oh man, I don't believe this. I GOT KIRKED!

by Rich Hobbs March 5, 2008

kirk

adj: better than spock.

Wow, that guy is so Kirk it's unreal!

by ViniRotundo March 31, 2003

kirk

He's one of the main captains on Star Trek, but will always be known for generating one of the biggest internet jokes on the planet...

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Captian Kirk, U.S.S Enterprise

by KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN January 20, 2005

kirk

an australian slang for a person usually of aboriginal or white/anglo-saxon origin who flips out and goes syko, a fearsome fighter, relentlessly stabbing people with broken glass bottles or sharp objects and biting guy's ears off in fights showing no remorse and fights to the death. usually of a very slim but athletic build. very fast runner, and doesnt tire out. loves taking speed and other types of amphetamines. is very agetated and restless, always thinks people are looking at him. very unsociable when drunk. theiving is his occupation. alot of these type of people live in the sydney suburb of redfern and the mount druit area of sydney (ie. bidwill, shalvey, herbersham, willmot, dharruk, plumpton)

hey buzz ya kirk!.......

by night prawler May 22, 2005

kirk

verb: to totally and utter desroy; in PC usage to "own".

Wow, you totally got Kirked in Maintenence Access!

by ViniRotundo March 31, 2003

kirk

Having a kirk is when you achieve the ultimate sexual experience that all human males have fantasized about every day since the beginning of time -- that is, banging a gorgeous, green skinned alien.
The term 'kirk' is a direct reference to when Captain Kirk got his hands on Marta, the smoking hot alien babe from the infamous Star Trek episode "Whom Gods Destroy" filmed way back in 1969

Guy: "How'd it go with Breanna last night?"
Other Guy: "Well, she's alright, but I just can't seem to quit dreaming about getting a kirk"
Guy: "Tell me about it..."

by channel_panel July 22, 2018

kirk

alls out, crazy ass, shroom drewling, pussy eating, pot smoking, raving, loves teckno and trance mother fucker. One that every body looks up to for a good time. the most interesting person that you will ever meet.

I want to be just like kirk.
Cassie Cowles

by kirk January 26, 2004