kansas city jerk
When you are fisting your partner and you slide your penis inside of your hand, inside of her, and masturbate.
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kansas city lights
Jason: That Kansas city lights tried to start crap with me.
Howie: He would start a fight with a nun.
Howie: He would start a fight with a nun.
kansas city lights by Howie Cat April 8, 2021
Kansas City Fagots
1. A term that is used when multiple heterosexual men start behaving in a very homosexual way with no prior intent or warning of said act. Kansas City fagots usually occur when someone starts singing Oklahoma!, De Camp town Races or Cotton Eye Joe and no member of the opposite sex is around to dance with. This situation leads to same sex dancing. Kansas City Fagots are famous for occurring among rural Caucasians who seem to uncharacteristically lose track of public perception when these songs are played and are usually led by a stated homophobic yet closeted individual.
2. A term used to describe two heterosexual men acting as homosexual partners in order to obtain benefits from employer or a discharge from the military.
2. A term used to describe two heterosexual men acting as homosexual partners in order to obtain benefits from employer or a discharge from the military.
1.
Did you see how those rednecks acted when they played Cotton Eye Joe at the NASCAR rally?
Yeah, they were dancing around like a bunch of Kansas City Fagots!
2.
Why did the army discharge those guys? We all know they aren't really gay.
Yeah, they are just a bunch of Kansas City fagots.
Did you see how those rednecks acted when they played Cotton Eye Joe at the NASCAR rally?
Yeah, they were dancing around like a bunch of Kansas City Fagots!
2.
Why did the army discharge those guys? We all know they aren't really gay.
Yeah, they are just a bunch of Kansas City fagots.
Kansas City Fagots by handpluckedking May 21, 2009
Kansas City Royals
A MLB pro team. Sports Illstrated said that this team will finish 30th overall in the 2005 season. There is only 30 teams.
Friend: Those royals are the shizze!
Me: No. They suck.
Friend: Wahhh? No way!
Me: Yes.
Friend: Why do they suck? I love 'em!
Me: Name one player on their team!
Friend: Ummmm....ok.
Me: No. They suck.
Friend: Wahhh? No way!
Me: Yes.
Friend: Why do they suck? I love 'em!
Me: Name one player on their team!
Friend: Ummmm....ok.
Kansas City Royals by CaptainAmerica April 1, 2005
Kansas City Titty
Usually found on obese women at state fairs. You can usually spot them sucking down a corn dog or funnel cake. The Kansas City Titty is when the lady is soo fat that her breasts (usually bra-less) are sagging down like some large disgusting flapjacks on her fat gut.
That fat chick will never be able to ride on the scrambler, the carnie will not be able to shut the gate because her "Kansas City Titty" will be in the way.
I had to leave the Wal-mart check out aisle before i threw up because there were too many Kansas City Titty's in line.
I had to leave the Wal-mart check out aisle before i threw up because there were too many Kansas City Titty's in line.
Kansas City Titty by Big Red Kahuna October 4, 2011