kettle speak

how the people of kettle run talk

Hey chee.
I see chu.
Yammas.
Going Ham.
Heard That.
Mort.

We use kettle speak.

by klmonpuyt February 25, 2011

Kettle Ferret

Derived from the Great SyFy show, Warehouse 13, It is used to say something is Impossible. On the show the kettle is said to grant wishes, but if a wish is impossible it produces a ferret.

It is from the first episode of season 1, Pilot.

Guy One: I've got a date with a Model
Guy Two: Dude, that's less likely than a Kettle Ferret

This is a Kettle Ferret!

by KmJ13 February 21, 2011

Settle the Kettle

To complete the task at hand without fuss.

"Can we please settle the kettle? I really want to eat now". Or He just settled the kettle. We do not need to work on it anymore.

by Nackal919 August 25, 2011

Kettling

To wheeze uncontrollably when you laugh or to possess a laugh that is a wheeze or sounds like a steam kettle

What the hell was that? Are you kettling over there?

by AxxiosGrey July 28, 2018

Kettling

Verb;
The act of searching for the most expensive kettle online.

GEOFF: "You suck at searching."
GAVIN: "Well maybe theres new kettles since I was kettling."
JEREMY: "By the way, kettling's a verb now"

by Sky-Way July 27, 2017

Shit Kettle

The art of taking a dump in a kettle at a party. Usually for somebody you don't really like, a modification of Salt Kettle

"Dude this party sucks, lets go"
"Yeah, right after I leave a shit kettle for them"

by imdx80 November 7, 2008

Fucking Kettle

Derived(dy/dx) from:
-An old fashioned kettle which was heated by fire
-Fires are up out by firemen
-Firemen give you a thumbs up if you give them a thumbs up
-On a computer if you type a thumbs up you get (Y)
-Which looks a bit like a cunt.
So the term fucking kettle is basically calling someone a fucking cunt.

person 1 - Hey did you see that indie kid?
Person 2 - What a fucking kettle

by fucking kettle June 29, 2011