phantom kangaroos

A psychological experience with sudden onset, often precipitated by the sensory deprivation that occurs during extended quarantine.

Those adorable phantom kangaroos are back; I just love to play ball on the back porch with them during this terribly dull shelter in place bullshit.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 26, 2020

kangaroo court

(n.) a court where the outcome is pre-determined by the reputation of the defendant, and the trial shall not be fair. Justiceless. Kangroo courts can swing either way, but oen side of the arguement will be completely disregarded.

Ned Kelly was tried in a kangaroo court. Gangland trials were in a kangaroo court.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

Literal Kangaroo

A marsupial, from the macropodidae family, that Dave Rubin claimed to see in Australia.

Dave Rubin: "Do you know this about Australia? They've got kangaroos running in public. So you're just driving your car and a kangaroo phssew just like that."

Skyler Turden: "Is that like another racial pejorative?"

Dave Rubin: "No no, a literal kangaroo."

Skyler Turden: "Really? I need to make sure that I urban dictionary literal kangaroo, 'cus I'm not always up.. like you said you don't always follow media matters, I don't follow the neo-nazis and the alt-right, like I don't have David Duke in my timeline."

by Some Purpledude September 17, 2019

kangaroo petrol

Special fuel that causes manual transmission vehicles to travel in short spurts, stopping and starting intermittently. Coincidentally, the true power of kangaroo petrol can only be unlocked by drivers with little experience driving manual transmission vehicles.

Louie - Gee Walters, looks like there's too much kangaroo petrol in that there gas tank for you to handle.

Officer Walters - Then we'll tow it. Either way, we're repossessing all your stuff.

Louie - I swear; she told me she was 18.

by malarky2020 February 23, 2010

Kangaroo Hug

In Australia everything is down under. Therefore, a kangaroo hug is a mouth hug.

How about you pay me in Kangaroo hugs?

by SomeDudeOnTheInternetOK July 27, 2018

Kangaroo Cunt

slang for Australian Pussy, or for simply an Australian woman.

"See the hot Australian girl over there eating the Vegemite sandwich? I'd love to taste her Kangaroo Cunt."

"Kylie Minogue is one hot Kangaroo Cunt."

by Poonstankqua January 14, 2009

kangaroo fucker

derogatory term for people of australian descent

that kangaroo fucker is one funny bastard!

by Lord Wilk May 21, 2008