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Aunt Joyed

When you are expecting a big (and totally undeserved) payday (financial or otherwise) and you end up (quite rightly from a karmic perspective) getting fuck all!
A: You heard about Malio??
B: No? What happened?
A: His girlfriend's great aunt promised him the 73 Dodge Challenger and the villa in Maui, or so he said. Hot diggity that boy was like a cat on a hot tin roof wit excitement!
B: And?
A: Well the sly old hoe snuffed it last week and left him fuck all!
B: Lol!
A: Lol!
B: Jehosaphat's purple bearded goat! She Aunt Joyed his deluded ass!
A: Yesiree! Aunt Joyed his ass to the mf max! Daft greedy f*ck! Lol
A and B: his ass got Aunt F*ckin' Joyed!!!!!!
Aunt Joyed by Seymour B. Oundas August 12, 2023
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Joyce is the most outgoing person you will ever meet. She says she’s not a daredevil but we all know she is! She’s such a fun person to be around with and will light up ur day. Her style is very cute and we love her for that. She’s not only so pretty but she’s also hilarious. She’ll make u laugh till ur tummy hurts. She can be a bit annoying at times but that doesn’t mean we should hate her! She has an attitude and everyone adores it. Get urself a Joyce!!!
Everyone: look it’s Joyce

Me: who?
Joyce: me honeyyyy *rolls eyes*
Joyce by Hjkfuyxjskz April 13, 2019

Joyce Tang

The best girl in the whole wide world. she loves being talked to and when someone makes her sad only her bestfriends can cheer her up. she likes candy, happiness, and laughter because she is full of joy. she loves to sing but dance horribly. she loves movies and God! she likes to be the center of attention and listens to music 24/7. she is friends with a lot of groups of people. she likes to eat. she cannot be seperated from her ipodtouch. she is full of energy always and people love her for her happiness always. Joyce is everything good, even some stuff i didnt include. Not to boast, but its true. Lastly, you cannot forget that Joyce Tang's are beautiful. Joyce Tang's are so beautiful that she could be a model (but she cant waste her life on that because she is smarter than that) If you are friends with a Joyce Tang you are uberly lucky. If you are a Joyce Tang you should thank the Lord. Joyce Tang's are gifts from heaven, she is like an angel. If you are Joyce Tang's boyfriend you should be happier than ever knowing that your girlfriend is beautiful and everything youve ever wanted.. and more.
Girl: I just became friends with Joyce Tang!
Boy: Are you serious? OK..WELL SHE IS LIKE BEAUTIFUL. tell her i said that.
Girl: Ok.
Boy: OMG what if Joyce Tang likes me?!
Girl: IDK. I will ask her.
Boy: NOOOO! dont because she is like a model, she's like too cool for me.
Girl: Joyce Tang is like so nice though... she is friends with like everyone....!
Boy: Ok. I guess Joyce Tang should know because she is so uberly nice.
Girl: *thinking in mind* I'm so lucky to be friends with a Joyce Tang
Many Boys: *thinking in mind* I wish Joyce Tang were my girlfriend....!
Joyce Tang by Happiness girl. November 28, 2011

joyce manor 

a pop punk band from long beach california. their music is generally loud but then again what pop punk band isnt? if you're a fan of set your goals, the wonder years, or balance and composure i suggest you start listening to joyce manor immediately. although they've only come out with a few cd's, this band has a sound like no other!
joyce manor is morbid! although many people like constant headache the best, i prefer constant nothing
joyce manor by poppunknotpills July 22, 2012
She wants you to hold it tight.
*goes up to bowl*

“Hold it tight now!”

“Okay, Joyce.”
Joyce by TheGuy123456789 February 15, 2018

North Joyce

Fortnite kid

First gen member of HIGHLARIOUS productions

Use code vezzys in the item shop
Girl 1: did you see north Joyce play fortnite last night?
Girl 2: yeah I wish he used his hands like that for other things
North Joyce: like overwatch?
North Joyce by 123674 January 26, 2022