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Joni Ernst

Joni Ernst does a better job castrating pigs than she does working in the senate
by E-Dog1209 September 14, 2016
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Joni

Joni is a stylish, fun, beautiful, sexy woman with a gorgeous, killer smile. Witty and sharp-tongued when necessary, Joni has a strong character and is extremely charming. She possesses many talents and is culturally aware. Men love Joni. Sure, she's broken a few hearts, but she does so with grace. Joni is widely adored and has many loyal and awesome female friends, however, dumb, bitchy girls tend to seethe with jealousy in her presence or at the very mention of her name, even if they've never met Joni. Men denied by her have also been known to become catty and a little psycho. (See unfavorable definitions for "Joni")
When I grow up, I want to be Joni!"

"Look at Joni, she's always the most stylish woman in the room. And she's smart and sweet, too!"

"Joni is so awesome, you almost want to hate her, but she's just too darned charming!"

"Oh, that Joni!"

"There's something wrong with you if you don't like Joni!"
by wittier than you February 4, 2010
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jonin

to make jokes or insults towards another person
man he be jonin and you don't know it
by BX!!!!!!!!!! WHAT! WHAT! April 12, 2005
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jonin

Making fun of someone; negatively commenting on something about a person
Person 1: "Yo what the hell is she wearin? Look like she got dressed in the dark!"

Person 2: "Aww!! Why you jonin??"
by klb2005 September 11, 2006
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Jonin

Yo that nigga was jonin on yo mom
by t daddy March 10, 2003
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Jonfire

A bonfire built and/or enjoyed with a one Jon Walker of Panic at the Disco.
From Ryan Ross' Twitter:

"Having a jonfire with bon."
by maggiesynders March 27, 2009
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Jonidis

When one has there vagina seasoned with cinnamon,curry,chili powder,rasta spice, and topped off with birthday sprinkles.
Nicole really wanted to do something special for brittanie's birthday so she gave her jonidis.
by brittishay November 9, 2010
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