Johning

Smoking weed

I’m so high from johning in the bathroom between classes.

by Coopedaloop November 9, 2020

johnkingsley

Person who has huge penis.

Person who no one cares about

Johnkingsley is my name

by Jktanktrouble October 8, 2020

Johannis

A common misspelling of the name "Johansson".

"OMG have you seen Scarlet Johannis in the latest movie?"
"Ooh yes that's my favourite Asian actress!"

by joshthatsbetterthanjy December 16, 2021

Johannis

Johannis is a very stupid sexist lay who is irritating and hits men in their knees. She cares for her girl friends but hits and harasses her boy friends.

Man 1: Dude i just met a Johannis
Man 2: Dude, I'm sorry for you. Hope you get well.
Man 1: Yeah she broke my knees.

by she, he and milton March 25, 2022

Johannon

A person that can make anything funny. If you're at a funeral. He'll be the first person to tell you that it will be OK

Leila: "Bro I'm Felling Down."

Damion: "Then Go Talk To JoHannon, He'll make it OK."

by GrêêñLäzër May 2, 2022

Johannesing

Verb. To Johannes, I'm /he's /she's /they're Johannesing, I will /he will/ she will/ they will Johannes, I/ he/ she/ they Johannesed.

To awkwardly smile when you've been caught doing something lowkey sus.
This is what it sorta looks like: 😀

Girl: "What are you doing johannes?"
Guy: *johannesing*

by AleksIsSlaying August 17, 2022

Johning

Johning is a term often used in the crypto space to describe someone (a typical John) who holds their position and does not sell.

The term was first used in the blockchain community "Crypto Hub".

Leo was johning although Bitcoin achieved a new ATH.

by TH210 January 6, 2024