Johannis 

A common misspelling of the name "Johansson".

"OMG have you seen Scarlet Johannis in the latest movie?"
"Ooh yes that's my favourite Asian actress!"

Johannis by joshthatsbetterthanjy December 16, 2021

Johannis 

Johannis is a very stupid sexist lay who is irritating and hits men in their knees. She cares for her girl friends but hits and harasses her boy friends.

Man 1: Dude i just met a Johannis
Man 2: Dude, I'm sorry for you. Hope you get well.
Man 1: Yeah she broke my knees.

Johannis by she, he and milton March 25, 2022

Sheetson-Johannis Syndrome

When a naturally red headed girl or women both adolescent or adult have the same color hair in the pubic region and the scalp region.

Damn she got a fire crotch, no actually she got Sheetson-Johannis Syndrome.

Sheetson-Johannis Syndrome by Dr. Bert Delgado January 28, 2009

Johannes

Johannes is the tallest sexiest bloke with the biggest dick around. On top of this he is the most good looking and the smartest man alive.

Johannes christ our lord and saviour

Johannes by Choklad papi March 6, 2017

Johannisburg Pinto 

Johann is a Pakistani/Spanish 4 foot 3 Jewish niger. He always has the temptation of eating Manon's ass, and on his off days he jerks off to videos of Adam Chomic's cat, he is a mix of Jew and Muslim, although he was Christian but realized that its a bs religion and Jesus is my daddy and never existed. He also is a male that fractured his bicep but lied about it to be cool, he was fingering Lavanya and suddenly broke his shoulder.

Stop being a 'Johannisburg Pinto

Johannisburg Pinto by MyMomBigGaylol? February 21, 2018

johnnisha 

A very fine and sexy girl with hella boys chasing after it. Although her forehead is rather big she still slays it. Any one with a friend named Johnnisha should e proud of her and never let her go no matter what.

Keketoternt: hey how have u been Johnnisha
Friend:good thanks for asking

johnnisha by That girl 4643688333 February 6, 2018

johannesevangeliet 

Johannesevangeliet is a boring man with a boring past, he should not be a subject in school

omg you'r sooooo boring, is you'r name Johannesevangeliet?

johannesevangeliet by franky fly_ February 27, 2020