verb-the act of sodomy to a mystical animal, such as a unicorn or narwhal.
adj-a person or object that is perfect in every way. sometimes used as an expression to show surprise or excitement, 'oh jolley!'
syn: perfect, epic, awesome
adj-a person or object that is perfect in every way. sometimes used as an expression to show surprise or excitement, 'oh jolley!'
syn: perfect, epic, awesome
that girl's ass is so jolley!
by jolleyjoe October 20, 2010
Get the jolley mug.When you and your friends order something at a dining establishment, and then when the food comes, you smell, see, or taste the food that was your SECOND choice. At that time, you realize that your whole night will now suck, because you ordered the wrong dish...you've been Joeled.
When the waitress came out with your fajita all sizzling and smoking...i just knew I had been Joeled.
by WingNut1976 October 15, 2010
Get the Joeled mug.A very quiet red head that spits fire from her crotchal region if in the right position; red thick pubic hair that is able to be braided
Eww there is something red and hairy hanging out of that girls bathing suit. I bet she is a Josleyn.
by LADYMARMALADE January 14, 2008
Get the Josleyn mug.A specific penis sizing devise used to determine the length of a new born baby penis.
The average JoeleoChodeo runs about .3 - 1.5 inches long
The average JoeleoChodeo runs about .3 - 1.5 inches long
Mom: Doctor, is my baby's penis too small?
Doctor: Let me get the JoeleoChodeo and find out. *Doctor measures* Nope! It's right at .5 inches!
Doctor: Let me get the JoeleoChodeo and find out. *Doctor measures* Nope! It's right at .5 inches!
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Get the Jolley Rancher mug.A small boy, that usually lives in the remote wilderness, alone with his parent, has long hair, 'likes the dark' in a freakish way and usually plays an instrument amazingly well usually the guitar. Usually very lazy and can't be bother to do anything.
"Hey Jacko, heard Joelene's new riff lately?"
"About time you got your arse into gear Joelene, and brought a car, Your so god damn lazy!"
"About time you got your arse into gear Joelene, and brought a car, Your so god damn lazy!"
by Sam Wilkinson February 21, 2008
Get the Joelene mug.Those to be sexually and attractively superior to other males. Joelly is a good boyfriend, and someone who you can always rely on to have a good time with alcohol.
by mcfuzzles November 27, 2011
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