two-jeweled cane

slang for male genitalia; penis and testicles/balls

It's easy to love briefs, boxer briefs, or any tight-fitting undergarment when you don't have to lug around a two-jeweled cane.

by Dr. Mythomania April 28, 2011

Stool jewels

Bits of corn in your feces.

Nate wasn't sure whether he'd digested that chipotle until he passed those stool jewels.

by BurtButterCrock June 30, 2017

Pocket Jewelry

Ornamental jewelry either worn inside a pocket or clipped to. Mostly used to describe Mont Blanc pens, but may include anything else that has no other purpose or function than to be expensive and maybe look cool.

"On a trip to Germany, GO DJ HaKa gave the president of AMG-Mercedes, Dietmar Exler, a Montblanc Boehme Royal Pen that costs $1.5 Million. What an expensive piece of pocket jewelry."

"When I go to important business meetings, I always wear cuff links, metal collar stays, my 24k gold polo mallet tie clip, and most importantly bring my Pocket Jewelry. I always also bring a back-up BIC pen just in case my Mont Blanc fails to write which it is known to do, no matter the cost of the pen."

by GO DJ HaKa June 2, 2018

Family Jewels

A male's testicles. Located behind the penis in a pouch of skin called the scrotum.

Becca kicked me right in my family jewels.

by captainamerica1233432356654 September 12, 2019

Jewel

Awesome, wonderful, great, amazing

Dude, the freaking new bong is Jewel.

by kingmarki123 November 8, 2012

Jeweliana

A very wired person who is fun to be around who makes people happy and likes to have fun. She or he is a hyper person and always looks out for friends and family.

Wow look there's Jeweliana!

by Jeweliana December 31, 2011

Jewrean

An ethnicity that is part Jewish and Korean.

My husband is Jewish and I am Korean, and our children are Jewrean.

by SurferMama September 5, 2009