Jewbag

A cost effective means by which to store coffee. A brown paper bag with painters tape.

When I purchased my specialty coffee it was transferred into a jewbag before I took it home.

by Docket December 13, 2019

Jewbagel

A person is a stingy and is also an asshole about it.

Person one: Hey can I have that?
Jewbagel: No you can't have that its mine! Get your own! Are you homeless or something? Go get a job!

by dgamerx October 12, 2011

jewbagel

jewbagel usually refers to a jew who is overly obsessed with bagels. mainly a jew who can name every bagel known to man. poppyseed ,b lueberry strawberry orange juice pubic chicken and nipple paste bagels

ethan is the most rediculous jewbagel in the world cuz he stuffs them in his vagina.

by junk 4 u February 15, 2010

Jewy Jewbag

the greatest name for a true douchebag

Kenneth Erasmus is the biggest jewy jewbag in all ze world

by babaganouche December 16, 2008

Jewbag

A derogatory term for someone who is being really cheap or selfish.

That fucking dude Mako is such a jewbag, he won't eat out unless he has a coupon. Brodie was a jewbag yesterday, he ate my lunch instead of buying his own.

by chris oak January 13, 2009

Jewagon

Similar to the Octagon of UFC infamy. This tomb of death, however, is shaped like the Star of David. Predominantly (but not exclusively) Jews fight here.

CREDIT: Michael Ian Black

Dude #1: Hey dude, that's my matzo.

Dude #2: No it isn't. It's mine, I'm cooking the matzo balls.

Dude #1: Only one way to settle this. Cage match in the Jewagon.

Dude #2: Yeah bitches.

by Asterfresterniss August 13, 2008

jewage

The jewish junk we all live for.

If she's got the jewage shes hott.
Daymm that guy as some major jewage complete hottie.

by ariel mhmm February 24, 2007