Jewbagel

A silly little Jew boy.

Also, a stupid idiot fag head.

Dude, you know Sebastian? He's such a jewbagel.

by Jacob the dood January 16, 2008

Jewbagel

A person is a stingy and is also an asshole about it.

Person one: Hey can I have that?
Jewbagel: No you can't have that its mine! Get your own! Are you homeless or something? Go get a job!

by dgamerx October 12, 2011

Jewbagel

A hebrew vagina

" Dude, after shabbas I went and got me a piece of that fine ass jewbagel "

by OracleofDelpi June 27, 2014

Jewbagel

-Adj.
1. A person who is impatient.

2. An "upperclassman" who considers himself superior therefore his time is more important than those around him.

Stop rushing me, I fucking sent it jewbagel.

by fream November 29, 2009

jewbagel

1.) A really delicious bagel from Einstein's Bagels.

2.) One who is being really stingy or whiney.

1.) Man, this jewbagel is fantastic with the cheese of cream!

2.)a. Chad: "No, seriously, you guys, my leg hurts! I was mauled by a tiger!"

Bob: "Shut up, Chad, and quit being such a jewbagel."

b. Jon: "30 cents for a pack of gum? That's outrageous! It used to be 25!"

Sid: "Quit being a fucking jewbagel and buy the gum, Jon."

by Natalie H. April 30, 2006

jewbagel

Not to be confused with jew bagel, jewbagel is an insult that is used when you are trying to confuse or diss that person but every other word has been taken.

You: I HATE YOU, YOU GOD DAMN JEWBAGEL!!

Guy: What does that even mean?!!

by GTFO417 June 11, 2011

jewbagel

A person who is greedy like a jew with the IQ of a bagel. A jerk or idiot.

Look at this guy! He is eating the pizza without contributing to the fund. What a jewbagel.

by Jake R July 18, 2008