Similar to the Octagon of UFC infamy. This tomb of death, however, is shaped like the Star of David. Predominantly (but not exclusively) Jews fight here.
CREDIT: Michael Ian Black
CREDIT: Michael Ian Black
Dude #1: Hey dude, that's my matzo.
Dude #2: No it isn't. It's mine, I'm cooking the matzo balls.
Dude #1: Only one way to settle this. Cage match in the Jewagon.
Dude #2: Yeah bitches.
Dude #2: No it isn't. It's mine, I'm cooking the matzo balls.
Dude #1: Only one way to settle this. Cage match in the Jewagon.
Dude #2: Yeah bitches.
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I asked Jimmy the other day if I could borrow a couple bucks and he said no. He was being a total Jewgon.
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THIS IS THE NUMBER ONE FASTEST RUNNER IN THE UNIVERSE! HES ALSO AN ASSHOLE BECAUSE HE TRIED TO DRILL MY SISTER SOOOO HARD LAST NIGHT AND MADE A HUGE MESS! HE ALSO FUCKED MY MOM SUPER HARD 3 YEARS AGO AND MESSED UP MY GOGGLES WHEN I WAS AT THE BEACH, HE ALSO TOOK MY DIAMOND RING, BUT OVERALL HES A GOOD DUDE. A DOUCHEBAG BUT A GOOD DUDE, AND HOW LONG CAN THESE THINGS GO FOR?
why are u such a Thooyan Jewagner!
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