Jewbilee

Any gathering of a large number of people of jewish decent. Often characterized by cheap party decorations, anything matza, and and chocolate money.

1.The floor of the Jewbilee was completely devoid of change
2.Those people at the Jewbilee were the stingiest people I ever met.

by Diabolical Diabetic December 7, 2004

JewBerry

A slang term for a Blackberry phone, normally used to indicate the general audience that uses them.

Jacob checks his stock portfolio on his new JewBerry.

by your mother trebek June 5, 2009

jewbian

a jewish lesbian.

famous jewbians include Peaches, Judy Gold, Janis Ian, Julie Goldman, Sandra Bernhard, Ilene Chaiken, Lesléa Newman, etc.

by stevemcquee July 3, 2011

Jewber

A person that calls a Uber instead of a cab in order to save a couple shekels

To hell with a cab, call me a jewber!

by Superkewl123 June 4, 2018

heebie jeebies

A sensation one feels when they enter a scarey situation with unknown consequences.

The kids all got the heebie jeebies as they entered the old haunted mansion on a Halloween dare.

by Lonni Jobe October 13, 2003

jewbies

A euphemism for a jewish girl's breasts. Rhymes with 'boobies.'

Yeah, she talks a lot. But she's got a sweet pair of jewbies.

by Mixolyde February 10, 2007

Jewberrie

Meaning a Jewish Gem. Dark in substance the Gem is highly valued amongst the Jewish community, although often frowned upon by others. It is a very rare Gem and there is only one listed in existence today. There have been rumours of others being discovered but to date all claims have been dismissed.

"Oh look there's a Jewberrie"
"Praise the Jewberrie"

by Kizzie Gonnakillyou June 10, 2009