Jesus Feathered Christ

When saying Jesus Christ isn't enough to emphasize a point, you gotta do your dizzle by throwing in a delectable adjective. "Feathered" happens to be one of the finest terms available to use.

Student 1: I know that isn't your work. You for sure made that crap up!

Student 2: What? That's my work, I brought the ruckus on this assignment.

Student 1: Please, how you finna lie to me? That isn't your work!

Student 2: Jesus Feathered Christ, it is my work! Back off!

by Hazzypoo August 31, 2013

Italian Jesus

A name for Formula 1 driver Antonio Giovinazzi.

Darren: Hey Tom, did you see the Italian Jesus did a fastest lap
Tom: I know, he is racing prodigy

by TheBlownDiffuser June 28, 2021

Jesusburger

Communion wafer - based on the fact that the Catholics believe that a wafer eaten during communion turns into the body of Jesus. Incidentally, given the billions of Catholics who have eaten bits of Jesus over nearly two millenia, Jesus must have weighed several tens of millions of tons.

Fancy a Sunday roast dinner?
You bet, all I've had today is a Jesusburger and blood down at St Peter's.

by garry gobshite August 23, 2010

jesus boner

noun: when a person gets really excited about jesus, the teachings/words of jesus, or anything relating to jesus. the reultant is a massive jesus boner.

While I was in church, I had the eerie feling that I was surrounded by about 150 jesus boners.

The pope has the worlds largest jesus boner. what a stud.

by the storm drains May 7, 2008

Smokin' Jesus Titty Cinnamon

An expression of surprise at an object. First used by Scooter in the video game Borderlands at the size of the new Monster vehicle.

"Smokin' Jesus Titty Cinnamon! That thing's a MONSTER!" -Scooter

by ThomNoland April 21, 2010

JESUSGOTHOES

No boundaries to RELIGION , An (inside joke) to Christianity a Subliminal message on belief to all religions

(An alter ego created by jawuancornelius)
a.k.a//"JESUSGOTHOES"

"You can belive in me but im not here to save anybody" JESUSGOTHOES

by JESUSGOTHOES (jawuancornelius) February 6, 2019

jesus fingers

The ability to play a guitar with great skill.

The term takes on a deeper meaning if witnessing an inspiring performance in front of or inside a church or cathedral.

“He Jesus could’ve played guitar better than Hendrix” - Jesus Was Way Cool by King Missile

Ryan Hall just busted out some amazing licks in front of the Cathedral in Santiago. Man that guy has got some Jesus Fingers.

by DC Derailleurs October 6, 2019